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Who did the best?
Simmen 39%  39%  [ 16 ]
Kenny 22%  22%  [ 9 ]
Diazepam 10%  10%  [ 4 ]
Random person who will probably decide to join 29%  29%  [ 12 ]
Total votes : 41
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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:25 pm 
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The master is back to attack the lack
of ingenuity that has stopped the continuity
of the good rap, because your's is crap.

Simmen, I always wondered why you became a lyricist
I persist that you desist or let me assist
Because your rhymes sound like nails to a chalkboard
A horde of zombies coming toward could make a better chord!
Get a pencil out, write some stuff that I create
With a few tips from me you'll go from vile to great
All the while the disgusting bile you've spat
Went down the aisle and spread people a mile, how 'bout dat?

You've fought me in vain, the pain that I brang is just a grain
My reign is arcane, when you die I'll remain
You're insane for thinking you could stop my campaign
The rhymes I say are more addictive than cocaine
Abstain from this fight or I won't refrain
The disdain you've received is more than Kane!

I've been running this show for nearly 5 years now
Just pledge your allegiance and give me a bow
The truth is, I've only become more
The sky is the limit and I've lifted my wings to soar
You've wallowed in your *CENSORED* just like a pig does
So eat your slop and enjoy it while you can, 'cause

The master is back to attack the lack
of ingenuity that has stopped the continuity
of the good rap, because your's is crap.

Kenny, you're forgetting I'm a rapper this is what I do!
So I'll just end all of this with a large Q you
Cuz we both know that not a single line you said were true
from the start it's been an unfair battle, like shakespear Vs dr. Suess
You wouldn't survive a tick in my shoes!

I'll tell you why I became a lyricist
It's because I fight better with words than fists
Mere two syllables can be enough to break your wrist
While your wordplays stink more than the guys you've kissed

Don't worry, I won't go into who you've been kissing
I'll rather go into some facts you've been missing
Because 4 years vs 5 years, what's the difference?
I'll still tell you to (Want to be allies? Sometimes I like to pretend I am a princess riding a pony..), sit down and listen
You used to be the God, but now a new one have risen

Oh, and you CodeoftheSith, I'll crush you both at once
None of you are a match for my fishy puns!
I'll beat you both like I were a viking and you were munks
Chase you back into the ocean wearing only swimming trunks
Then attract sharks by biting off big chunks
This will be my last lines, I won, you've been sunk

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:28 pm 
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Good stuff Simmen ^^ thoroughly enjoyed our battle. We both agreed over skype to end it here though. Unless of course the crowd wants more, idk, do you?

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:30 pm 
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I have entered the fight and now you are all in a plight,
You can surrender, its alright, be careful coz i might bite,
Im the random person who has decided to join,
Now just give up coz you know im beast,

I have the power, you wont even last an hour,
I will boast coz you´re toast,
You know you dont have a chance, i can kill you with a glance,
Dont respond and ill let you survive or you can just go have a dive,

You lost the moment i entered this battle,
Surrender now or ill kill you with my cattle,
I have balls of steel and im the real deal,
Go home now so that you can bow
Coz im the true god of this thread,
I can own you with a slice of bread!


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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:42 pm 
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If you're going to go with the rhyming thing, see it through. That was all over the place.

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:48 pm 
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awesome99 wrote:
I have entered the fight and now you are all in a plight,
You can surrender, its alright, be careful coz i might bite,
Im the random person who has decided to join,
Now just give up coz you know im beast,

I have the power, you wont even last an hour,
I will boast coz you´re toast,
You know you dont have a chance, i can kill you with a glance,
Dont respond and ill let you survive or you can just go have a dive,

You lost the moment i entered this battle,
Surrender now or ill kill you with my cattle, Cattle? Really?
I have balls of steel and im the real deal,
Go home now so that you can bow
Coz im the true god of this thread,
I can own you with a slice of bread! Bread? Really?

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:04 pm 
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Haven't you ever been killed by a farmers cattle before?


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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:09 pm 
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I can talk I can mock I can block I can shock
Kenny's not the king of 'cats' he's the king of cocks
Don't get me started on that wannabe Simmen
He hasn't cried this hard since Kenny broke his hymen
And who invited Jett stone?
He's the storm, I'm the cyclone
I've gone through it all, I'm not gonna save any face
Compared to me, even Chuck Norris is a disgrace


Just felt like getting one in there.

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:29 pm 
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I'll beat you both like I were a viking and you were munks, Surrender now or ill kill you with my cattle. Seriously guys less of the ireland references or i will have ta spin sumthin.......

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:00 pm 
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Woah, woah, I think you're all out of your head,
I haven't been invited to this freaking thread!

I was going to write more, but I ran out of rhymes.
So, er, something purple refrigerator.

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:06 am 
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Wolowitz wrote:
If you're going to go with the rhyming thing, see it through. That was all over the place.

I thought that was at me.. thne I read what was over :lol:
I hope it's not about me :(

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I'll beat you both like I were a viking and you were munks, Surrender now or ill kill you with my cattle. Seriously guys less of the ireland references or i will have ta spin sumthin.......


I concidere saying Irish munks, but the syllables would have been off then xD

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