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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:30 pm 
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You used to be the God, now you're now nothing more than my fool
Cuz now you look to me to see the God, you're under my rule
I've taken the throne, I've taken the kingdom
You left it; I stayed with the land that I'm king of
But you hated it, every bit, so you threw a fit
And now you're back thinking you're the crap
I'm a self made spammer, no one else made me
I'm done with your childish act, stop being a baby
I got the promotion you wanted cuz you were lazy
And when Kaleb asked you for wiki permissions you caved in

And don't act like you've ever been in a fist fight
I could beat you up all night, right, left, right
3 strikes to your head, breaking your cheekbone
I'll leave you looking like you owed money to Al Capone

I spit the doppest lines from now to the beginning of time
Compared to mine, yours are nurcery rhymes
You say that 2 years ago I couldn't coherent a seentence
Well, now I can and you will feel my menace
Hitting your balls like we were playing tennis
You'll suffer the same faith as the guy on your pennys

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:47 pm 
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class yo this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like
Hmmm this might be all right

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat
I don't think so I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:51 am 
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...I think the person who randomly decided to join actually won :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:14 pm 
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Yeah, copy pasting requires so much skill.

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:18 pm 
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Jack wrote:
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class yo this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like
Hmmm this might be all right

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat
I don't think so I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air


nice try though

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:21 pm 
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thank you captain obvious.

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:22 pm 
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Tenkai wrote:
thank you captain obvious.

ur welcome

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:10 pm 
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Lolowut wrote:
simmen wrote:
I'm not mad, I've just been out all weekend drinking
I can beat you at any form of rap, just let it sink in
Better at shows, I'm better at flow, you're rapping to slow
Just cuz your mom say that you're good, it ain't so
I'm a better rapper and I've beaten you before
Cuz I'm a better spammer, remember the spam war?
When I said I didn't really had time at the time you kept going
Till you got busy and your posts were slowing
Then it turned to "I can't do it now, this doesn't count"
You didn't say that when I were screamed at by my aunts
Ditched my grandmothers birthday party to spam that weekend
And you try to deny that it happened, I'm sickened


I made you, everything you have now I brought you to
Brought to light, watched you as you grew
You couldn't even put together a coherent sentence
I sense the pretense of a disaster so come to me with repentance
You're a spoiled little brat, not thankful of the help I gave
I paved the way for you to become brave
You've become bigger than yourself, so prepare to be beat
I'll treat you to a sweet meet with your face to my feet

I'll beat you until you're blue
Smash your coup through and through
It's untrue to think that you
could've slew your master than flew
away to safer view

I'm your God, stand awed, and applaud
You're the flawed spit wad who's fame is a facade.
I'm the cat who spat the sickest lines, that's the fact
You're the brat who sat in the corner while I was at-bat
It's good to know that the blow I bestowed was best
Lo and behold the terrible woe that's your show, I could've guessed
It's a bit sad that you emit such dim wit
So admit that you slipped and as a rapper don't fit.
simmen wrote:
You used to be the God, now you're now nothing more than my fool
Cuz now you look to me to see the God, you're under my rule
I've taken the throne, I've taken the kingdom
You left it; I stayed with the land that I'm king of
But you hated it, every bit, so you threw a fit
And now you're back thinking you're the crap
I'm a self made spammer, no one else made me
I'm done with your childish act, stop being a baby
I got the promotion you wanted cuz you were lazy
And when Kaleb asked you for wiki permissions you caved in

And don't act like you've ever been in a fist fight
I could beat you up all night, right, left, right
3 strikes to your head, breaking your cheekbone
I'll leave you looking like you owed money to Al Capone

I spit the doppest lines from now to the beginning of time
Compared to mine, yours are nurcery rhymes
You say that 2 years ago I couldn't coherent a seentence
Well, now I can and you will feel my menace
Hitting your balls like we were playing tennis
You'll suffer the same faith as the guy on your pennys


Your talking bout gods but didn't mention me?
I'm the one and only true Fish king of BD!
Bow down in terror or face agony,
If i have to say it twice you better beware
I'll come at you like Washington crossing the Delaware!
No one can compete with the fish king
Come at me and risk feeling my sting!
Atlantis stays floating through my sheer force of will,
but what have you accomplished with your pink pony pillow?

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:25 pm 
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The master is back to attack the lack
of ingenuity that has stopped the continuity
of the good rap, because your's is crap.

Simmen, I always wondered why you became a lyricist
I persist that you desist or let me assist
Because your rhymes sound like nails to a chalkboard
A horde of zombies coming toward could make a better chord!
Get a pencil out, write some stuff that I create
With a few tips from me you'll go from vile to great
All the while the disgusting bile you've spat
Went down the aisle and spread people a mile, how 'bout dat?

You've fought me in vain, the pain that I brang is just a grain
My reign is arcane, when you die I'll remain
You're insane for thinking you could stop my campaign
The rhymes I say are more addictive than cocaine
Abstain from this fight or I won't refrain
The disdain you've received is more than Kane!

I've been running this show for nearly 5 years now
Just pledge your allegiance and give me a bow
The truth is, I've only become more
The sky is the limit and I've lifted my wings to soar
You've wallowed in your (Want to be allies? Sometimes I like to pretend I am a princess riding a pony..) just like a pig does
So eat your slop and enjoy it while you can, 'cause

The master is back to attack the lack
of ingenuity that has stopped the continuity
of the good rap, because your's is crap.

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:09 pm 
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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