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Who did the best?
Simmen 38%  38%  [ 15 ]
Kenny 23%  23%  [ 9 ]
Diazepam 10%  10%  [ 4 ]
Random person who will probably decide to join 30%  30%  [ 12 ]
Total votes : 40
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 Post subject: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:16 pm 
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Simmen, I challenge you to a rap battle
If you refuse you can go play with a baby rattle
This is your game, you think you got skills
Truth is I'll beat you and I only play for thrills
You want to make toast but you're all out of butter
Yeah I made it personal, so come at me mother *CENSORED*


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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:34 pm 
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I'll start with the bottom, as you usually do
I have to say that that line were pretty rude
I don't think your mother would be happy with it
Discussing mine and her sex life, you better quit it
And I must say, you're the worst writer I've ever seen
You can call me Charilie Sheen cuz my lines are pure dopanine!
I hope you're only playing stupid, for that I'll call you mister Bean
You're not even a good stalker, the picture is not even me!
I can't say anything other than that I'm dissapointed Diazepam
But please come back with punch lines not about your mom :)

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:38 pm 
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You're not even a good stalker, the picture is not even me!

Lmao is it not? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:50 pm 
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Nope, it's a friend of mine. But he were very happy to hear that his face were on the BD forum ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:08 pm 
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Nope, it's a friend of mine. But he were very happy to hear that his face were on the BD forum

It was more fitting for this thread anyway.

I won't be calling you charlie sheen
Your lines are jævla dritt, just like norways national team
You wear a backwards cap and baggy pants
You think you're cool but you look like a trans
Only time you spunk is in another dudes hands
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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:43 pm 
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Oh, we're gonna bring nasionality into this?
If GB were so great, why the need to emphasise it?
Although I'm sure my ancestors found it great
Vikings loved comming over there to pillage and mate
Although they stole all the pretty looking girls
So if you pick up one thinking it was a guy it wouldn't be afirst
And why would you try Norwegian? you're a disaster
Give up this fight young padawan, aknowledge your master
Cuz right now you're going down hill like Eric Carter
I would put you down, but that'd give bad rappers a martyr

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:08 pm 
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You want to talk about Star Wars? Well I'm like Darth Sidious
I would beat your face but that would make it less hideous
Everyone knows that the Dark Side is the winner
Fry you with lightning, make myself dinner
I am the Kitty God, your one and only master
Disaster strikes faster when I am the caster
Now, leave this battle before I get mad
Impale you in the gut and stick you in my yard
Drink your blood from a cup and smile like I'm Vlad.

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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:19 pm 
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Lolowut wrote:
You want to talk about Star Wars?

Yes i want, i like star wars! :)


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 Post subject: Re: Calling simmen out
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:28 pm 
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You want to talk about Star Wars?

Not really :)

Simmen started the Star Wars thing with young padawan, it was really easy to continue with :P

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