So I have this white mug that holds all of my writing utensils at work. I purposely bought a plain white mug so that I may write funny phrases on it in dry erase marker, and put new ones on it every week.

I need your help. Here's an example my friend gave me:

"Write a random president's name every week. If someone asks, act like nothing happened. 'What do you mean? It hasn't changed. It's still the President's name.'"

You don't have to give me examples for every week, just one phrase will do it. Although it's going to be tough to beat another friend's suggestion of putting Chuck Norris jokes on it.

Im not sure i understand.. Just witty one-liners fer ya?

chuck norris jokes.

"Your ugly, but you intruige me"

How's that??? lol, my favorite phrase