You know how to steal a show,
Too and fro I rock from TC to Mendo,
I keep the show, and the spot light fosho
I be keepin all yo money so its time to go

Rhymes so sleek, rhymes so fresh,
I think you came underdressed
Its mid winter now, and my rhymes still flowin
I keep the beat clean and the metaphors goin.

I had more to this rap,
But this forum makes it up,
So for now I give up
Until the chorus is gone

Peace
Mudkip done

You guys must be feeling nauseous.
I spit rhymes, invent lines, like a mythical lyrical master,
Born from the Empire of Sun, I'm the one, the spiritual, the disaster.
No mercy, no hugs, no treaties and don't NAP now boys and girls
Cause' as soon as you hit the sack
That's when you'll get the snap
I'll break that fckn back, your a cripple NOW!
and with that? There ain't no coming back.

Now trust me.

I'm a colossus.
I was in Albert Eiensteins mind, so when I smite you don't whine.
For I was he who was working with God when he defined time!
I'm a time Lord.
So don't get odd.
I'll merk your wisdom, spit a dart at you,
Infiltrate you to hurt your wisdom
Put you in the worst position!
I'll move in on you like the perfect storm,
Wish you'd never been born? You're not even worthy, be gone.

Do you know what Kamikaze means? Divine Wind.
I'm the divine science of the light and the sound.
I'm the sublime giant with the right to the crown.
I'm the divine tyrant and I'm striking you down!
You might be OC but it's my time now, it's MY time now!

So when server goes tick tick,
Remember the sound of my army going click click

BOOM.. goes the dynamite.

Peace out amateurs!

Well hello there Mr Nippon, Mr Divine Wind
Hold on tight, you're about to get skinned
You've gone to pains to explain that you're from the East end of the map
But I have reason to believe that all your claims are crap
A simple WHOIS search reveals an interesting fact
Your real location can be quite easily tracked
Edinburgh isn't in Japan last time I checked
Your oriental claims have been utterly wrecked

Which leads me to wonder, why would you lie?
There's no shame in being a Blackthorn, rather than Bonsai
Then I see your avatar, a character from anime
Combined with this false image you portray,
I must confess it leaves me with a worrying conclusion
A weeaboo boy, lost in seclusion,
invents an identity, and in his delusion,
thinks he can rap, and walks into this thread
gets noticed by an admin, now his reputation is dead

Don't worry though, you can start over,
Just abandon Japan and regain your composure
Better that, than a scrawny wee Celtic
Lying about himself, it's rather pathetic

Things just got real:o

WHOIS who? and you're a Kangaroo!? It's okay It don't matter
Cause' I'm like the rolling stones only I'll be painting you blacker.
Looking me up now that's a personal attack,
You're an internet creep living in a hole,
looking at the world through a crack.

You've gone too far now there ain't no coming back for me,
I'll dwarf your rhymes, suffocate them with my creativity
For today, my flow is like Zyklon - B.
And when we're done here you'll be cutting open your wrists vertically,
Normally I wouldn't go for low blows because I know I can defeat you lyrically.
I'm taking your ideology and replacing it with my own individuality,
I can be whoever I want to be, I am thee epitome,
And I won't be questioned by a Kangaroo about my avatar or nationality.

But if you insist then let us see...

I'm from the land of the North.
Where oil and riches are ripped from the earth,
Where the first Iron hulled steam ships were given birth,
Where the theory of electromagnetism was discovered first.
The heart of the industrial revolution,
Not the Nation down south who's water needs saved from it's own pollution
And it was our Royal Marines that forged the SAS, cause we are the best,
When it comes to, honour, humanity and manliness your nation failed that test!

You're from the land that attempted to destroy cultures,
We're the lions and you, you're the vultures.
We're the Kings of the humble,
You're Capital is nothing more than a cosmopolitan jungle.

Remember when you thought you could "civilize" us?
Raped our woman and when we we fought back you despised us
Sought to Gentrify us,
Bribed and threatened our politicians for this Union because you needed our help to beat FRANCE?!, weak willed pathetic dividers.

You're from the people who's only claim to fame is riviting television shows like the only way is essex and giving birth to mass produced slavery,
Who initiate wars under false pretenses in the name of "peace" and "democracy".
Who documented my people's national wealth...
Then spent the next 30 years tryna' deny it -yeah that's gluttony.
Then quote the barnett formula as if a broke nation giving us our own money back is charity.

Even today your population condones the purchase of child produced trainers, where workers get paid a quarter of a pound a day.
Does that really sound okay?
We could do this all day.
But as said by M. K. Gandhi...

An eye for eye leaves the whole world blind,
And judging you as you judged me really is counter productive to the expansion of the mind.
So no ill will friend, take care of yourself and have a nice day.
Today I'll be the bigger man, take a leaf from my peoples books and lead the way.

Love
-Kamikaze.

Do we have any new generation rappers who could beat these pros?

Desseboy i think ur post is very gay , i think u should go back and just play play play.
All the other post also very much suck, and the only word comes to my mind is what the (Want to be allies? Sometimes I like to pretend I am a princess riding a pony..).


Lol just was able to make few lines , my creativity really sucks

Oh no..

well tried though . I doubt English being my second language would i be able to make those 2 lines

What is your first language?