It is currently Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:01 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours



Forum rules


Rule #1 - Be respectful at all times.

Rule #2 - Obey rule #1

Rule #3 - No nudity, excessive foul language or lewd sexual discussions. Common sense rules apply.

Rule #4 - Obey any reasonable request of an administrator or moderator.

Rule #5 - Have fun! =)



Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 14 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Long Day...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:43 pm 
News Team
News Team
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:00 pm
Posts: 67
Location: Olympus
Gender: male
Why am I so tired?

For a couple of years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And you’re sitting at your computer reading jokes!


Top
 

 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:00 pm 
Private 1st class
Private 1st class
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:15 am
Posts: 19
Gender: male
Then lets do it!

_________________
Cats will rule all of BD one day. Just wait!


Top
 

 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:40 pm 
Sergeant Major
Sergeant Major
User avatar
 WWW  YIM  Profile

Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:48 am
Posts: 7996
Location: Fuyuki City
Gender: male
too bad I'm not from "this country"

and who said students aren't working?

and who said those 188000 ppl in hospital aren't those in schools, armed forces, or employed by the federal gov?

conclusion: total lie, sources unknown, the result does not represent the whole population

_________________
Image


Top
 

 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:49 pm 
Second Lieutenant
Second Lieutenant
User avatar
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:55 pm
Posts: 245
Location: The Forsaken Realm
Gender: male
^

_________________
Image
Image


Top
 

 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:52 pm 
Sergeant Major
Sergeant Major
User avatar
 WWW  YIM  Profile

Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:48 am
Posts: 7996
Location: Fuyuki City
Gender: male
--_--

_________________
Image


Top
 

 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:54 pm 
Second Lieutenant
Second Lieutenant
User avatar
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:55 pm
Posts: 245
Location: The Forsaken Realm
Gender: male
aister wrote:
--_--

Hey don't copy me!

--_--

^I own the rights to this!

_________________
Image
Image


Top
 

 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:30 am 
Sergeant Major
Sergeant Major
User avatar
 WWW  YIM  Profile

Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:48 am
Posts: 7996
Location: Fuyuki City
Gender: male
--_-- ©Hamburger

_________________
Image


Top
 

 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:53 am 
Lieutenant Major
Lieutenant Major
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm
Posts: 2198
Location: right here obviously
Gender: female
aister wrote:
too bad I'm not from "this country"

and who said students aren't working?

and who said those 188000 ppl in hospital aren't those in schools, armed forces, or employed by the federal gov?

conclusion: total lie, sources unknown, the result does not represent the whole population

you must be fun at parties, huh?

_________________
Pretty much dead account


Top
 

 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:11 am 
Private
Private
 Profile

Joined: Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:41 pm
Posts: 0
Gender: male
Tenkai wrote:
you must be fun at parties, huh?


He's like this in Skype as well. We'll all be jokingly talking about something nonsensical, then Aister pops up with a "Thing is..."

:roll:


Top
 

 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 6:23 am 
Sergeant Major
Sergeant Major
User avatar
 WWW  YIM  Profile

Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:48 am
Posts: 7996
Location: Fuyuki City
Gender: male
Tenkai wrote:
aister wrote:
too bad I'm not from "this country"

and who said students aren't working?

and who said those 188000 ppl in hospital aren't those in schools, armed forces, or employed by the federal gov?

conclusion: total lie, sources unknown, the result does not represent the whole population

you must be fun at parties, huh?

wat are parties?

_________________
Image


Top
 

Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 14 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours



You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Jump to:  

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group  
Copyright Tacticsoft Ltd. 2008   
Updated By phpBBservice.nl