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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:05 am 
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haha I dont think Kenny saw my post :D

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone?
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:02 pm 
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Sorry Simmen

TheRealJTK has my favorite one still.

-Pete

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone?
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:35 pm 
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Dang I didnt think mine was bad but no one heeded it any attention

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:22 pm 
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Well I hear all this talk about the gods of BD
But No one notes to mention little old me.

Have your Deities, I don't care,
When You're all in fear of my dragons lair.

Whatever you say, cause I'm the BD master,
Might as well turn on that wreck, cause I'm a tick faster.

Got Gates and Radars as far as can be,
When I look at you, you've got just three?

I'm all about expanding as fast as I can,
Experienced units, Range 5 is my plan.

So leave your units and go to sleep,
Like a good little Noob, herded like sheep.

Wake up that morning and see your score,
Curse my name and wish you weren't poor.

But it wouldn't matter, so get some rest
No amount of tokens could save you, when you mess with the best.

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:33 pm 
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Beware, for Ender has returned
All of you nubs better prepare to be burned
Once i finish this rap, the tables will be turned
You can´t beat me, haven´t you learned?
This thread and entire forum belongs to me
You don´t stand a chance, you´re scared of a freakin bee
Since you´re probably in despair by now, i´ll be mercifull and let you flee
Stay and oppose me and you´ll have to drink Aister´s pee.

You know you have lost so just accept
The title of the best i have successfully kept
I know you just went to your corner and wept
While i went to my bed and happily slept

I am the king of this forum and of this thread
Give up now if you don´t want to lose your little head
My superiority is obvious if my rap is correctly read
After realizing my greatness, many tears you will shed
Any pride or honour you had was just torn to a little shred
You´re too nuby to challenge me if you can´t even beat a stick of bread
I have made you lose and you have probably heavily bled
You wouldn´t be blamed if you had cowardly fled.

The winner is me, Ender for i am the king of rap
Go ahead, you can clap
If you don´t i´ll give you a big old slap
I am now your king and your god
But this is, obvious, definitely not odd
You are all so obviously flawed
So whenever you look at me, you can go ahead and be AWED!

-Ender

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:52 pm 
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Time for a new lady to do a rap
Though, really, I could simply take a nap
You've taken a try
But now you will cry
Under the wrath of me,
Your hidden enemy.
I'll rip up your life
Just like a butcher's knife
For I am not a queen, a king,
No, I am like Bilbo's ring
I laugh at you silly warring "gods"
For I am silent. You're not a god.
I kill your kind for fun, crap clod!


Ninja'd! In a rap! TROLOLOLOLOLOL


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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:29 pm 
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Never fear!
Rupert is here!
Simmen is a mess
He's been laid to rest
He thinks he was king
But he was never seen
Rupert is your leige
He's from the prestige
Simmen is just ordinary
Might as well be named larry

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:54 pm 
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There once was a slinky who stayed by the stairs
Then he became king of spam :cry:
he didnt know wht to do so gave up the title to cassapanda the current queen of troll

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:23 am 
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My two favorite were JTKs and lolowut's at the top of page 3

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:18 pm 
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targoon wrote:
My two favorite were JTKs and lolowut's at the top of page 3


Lol thanks. Siiiiiimmz. Break it down now.

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