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 Post subject: Chuck Norris!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:43 am 
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When this forum was created, there were 2 topics already posted by Chuck Norris.


This is just the beginning... post Chuck Norris jokes! Conversely, make BD-related jokes featuring Chuck Norris too if you want! Show me how awesome Chuck Norris is! Let's see how absurd we can get with this...

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:28 am 
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thechessshark13 wrote:
Let's see how absurd we can get with this...


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:10 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:17 am 
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can eat a single lays potato chip. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a King Cobra, and after five hours of excruciating pain... the Cobra died.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:54 pm 
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Here you go:

"Chuck Norris can punch you in the arm and it'll break your legs"

"Chuck Norris can play Xbox Live on a Sega Genesis"

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes"

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:14 pm 
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All players in Battle Dawn have a hidden 3rd tag under their alliance, it says conquered by Chuck Norris, he has everyone conquered, and your taxation was nerfed so Chuck Norris allows you to still play the game.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:38 pm 
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heres a joke.. chuck norris lost to bruce lee
hilarious aint it?

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:35 pm 
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Son wrote:
heres a joke.. chuck norris lost to bruce lee
hilarious aint it?

That was in a movie, but Norris said Bruce Lee would kick his ass in a real fight.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!
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Son wrote:
heres a joke.. chuck norris lost to bruce lee
hilarious aint it?

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:01 pm 
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lol

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