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 Post subject: how to be a professional spammer
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:13 pm 
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step 1: use memes so old your grandfather knows them.
step 2: be sure to include the word potato in every post.
step 3: hate anyone named shelton.
step 4: greet everyone in the introductions section with a warm greeting, welcoming them to the inferno.
step 5: set anything named numair on fire.
step 6: acknowledge the fact that zudamir is the ultimate KotH.
step 7: ramble off topic in regular forums as often as possible.

everyone can add to this, we must show newbs the way of spam.

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 Post subject: Re: how to be a professional spammer
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:10 pm 
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Tenkai wrote:
step 1: use memes so old your grandfather knows them.
step 2: be sure to include the word potato in every post.
step 3: hate anyone named shelton.
step 4: greet everyone in the introductions section with a warm greeting, welcoming them to the inferno.
step 5: set anything named numair on fire.
step 6: acknowledge the fact that zudamir is the ultimate KotH.
step 7: ramble off topic in regular forums as often as possible.

everyone can add to this, we must show newbs the way of spam.


Talk about how the end is coming
Bring up global events that no one cares about
Role Play on Skype
Talk about yourself in the 3rd person
Tell Simmen he never checks forums everytime you get the chance
Lie all day long
Slinky is a potato but w/ metal coils.

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 Post subject: Re: how to be a professional spammer
PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:20 pm 
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I use Damage anti infantry Tanks myself....

Consider yourself spammed.

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 Post subject: Re: how to be a professional spammer
PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:41 pm 
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give aister ur sister's phone number

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 Post subject: Re: how to be a professional spammer
PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:43 pm 
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*cough*

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 Post subject: Re: how to be a professional spammer
PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:57 pm 
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Numair Mujeeb wrote:
*cough*

know your place, kindling *throws lit match at you*

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 Post subject: Re: how to be a professional spammer
PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:02 pm 
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Quickly everyone! Numair is on fire... Grab the hoses your momma gave you and help me put it out!

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 Post subject: Re: how to be a professional spammer
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 Post subject: Re: how to be a professional spammer
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I'm on fire? IM ON FIRE! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

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 Post subject: Re: how to be a professional spammer
PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:04 pm 
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I think I have said quite enough.

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