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 Post subject: Recipe for Battle Dawn Pie
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:32 am 
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This is a fun game where we have a bowl, a spoon, and any ingredient you can think of! The point of this game is to add the wackiest instructions and items to the recipe. I'll start:


Take a birch log that has been freshly chopped from Fantasy 2. It MUST be from Fantasy 2. Chop it into slices using your hand, then douse the slices in apple juice. Place in a blender, blend with goblin toes, then add the resulting pulp into the mixture.


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 Post subject: Re: Recipe for Battle Dawn Pie
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:26 pm 
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this thread feels like a good way to get banned, i shall avoid it.

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 Post subject: Re: Recipe for Battle Dawn Pie
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:15 pm 
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Wut.


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 Post subject: Re: Recipe for Battle Dawn Pie
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:26 pm 
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Mystyice wrote:
Wut.

stick around awhile and you'll see

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 Post subject: Re: Recipe for Battle Dawn Pie
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Ingredients:
1 Steak
1 stick of butter
2 cups of flour
1 cup of cherries
2 cups of milk
1 bowl of dough

Directions:
-Preheat the Oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit
-Make sure the steak is thawed
-Beat your meat until tender enough to stick in the oven
-Mix the milk, butter, and flour into a creamy white mixture
-Rub the white cream all over your meat
-Stick two fingers inside the dough and rub it on the pan until moist
-Now that it's moist, you can place your meat in it
-Take the cup of cherries and pour them on the pan
-Pop the cherries so that the juices spread evenly
-Stick in the oven for 20-30 minutes
-You may need to take the meat in and out every few minutes
-You can put the meat in different positions to cook how you want it

Enjoy your pie.

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 Post subject: Re: Recipe for Battle Dawn Pie
PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:16 pm 
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Wait, don't finish it yet! :P

Take a pot full of mud. Toss it onto some paper, with pi written all over it. Kill a clock and destroy time. Throw the dead clock on the muddy paper, and jump into the resulting portal. Warp to 1888, and grab a bucket of milk. Once that is done, warp to the beginning of time. You will be blasted by the big bang, all the way back to the present. Take the bucket of milk and pour it into the mixture. Stir.


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 Post subject: Re: Recipe for Battle Dawn Pie
PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:59 am 
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Hair. Just ask Stewie how good a hair pie is.

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