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agonasani
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Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone? Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 5:55 am |
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Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:35 pm Posts: 614 Location: FYRO Macedonia Gender: male
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Lolowut
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Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone? Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 1:53 am |
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Joined: Mon May 09, 2011 3:53 pm Posts: 532 Gender: male
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What's that? A God just walked in. You fight one person and try to claim your win? Pathetic. Watch as I drop these mad beats. Meet the elite God that will beat your conceit feat.
Ender, I hope all that anime hasn't gone to your head. This is real life kid, when I smite you, you're dead. Go back to watching your show with the smiling sun. The only fun to be done is from the barrel of my gun.
I'll render your tender, slender body to pieces. Ender, you'd best surrender because my splendor never ceases. Contender? More like a pretender who's lost in the spam board. Offender? More like a defender who's now under my sword.
I'm your God, revere me and bow down. Lick my feet, because you're never taking this crown. You're through, your coup has run into me and stopped. Sit in your pew, repent the rap you spew until your balls have dropped.
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Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone? Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:10 am |
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Joined: Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:55 pm Posts: 1546 Gender: male
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i am incredibly impressed by you fools but here me out, because you're not that good
i am the best, i am the queen i am your man, but you may call me your woman no matter how you say it, i'm still the best spammer god? king? who cares, you're nothing compared to me, the QUEEN.
yea yea. i know i suck. but this started out as a compliment and just went on from there.
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simmen
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Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone? Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 3:10 am |
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TheRealJTK wrote: Alright now,
When I rap, approach the battlefield with apprehension. But after seeing the first 3 raps, and T. James, there's no contention. I will be escalating with this verse, call it true ascension. and with these first four lines, I know I have your attention.
See,
When I go off, it's quite insane. And JeffTheKiller is crazy, Compare him to Cain. But I'm no brother killer, good sir, I am humane. But this verse will be the straw to break your back boys, yes, This will be your Bane.
But ultimately boys, I'll give you credit. Those lines you typed up will get you a few thumbs up on reddit. But when I read it, I must say, I was expecting a little more. And this is just my light stuff but I bet you're feeling sore.
And now I'll take my leave, and I'll admit that this was fun. But sit down and think up some new raps gentlemen...
Cause JTK took round one. Finally, someone who can actualy rhyme! I might actually have to try this time Or not really, could beat you with a single line Cuz like a transformer, Im in my optimal prime And you want to talk about crazy? dont make me laugh Im so crazy I once bit a jawbreaker in half And we all know I got the killer instinct While youre cute and fluffy like a singer in NSync You can compare yourself to Cain But then Im an oposite Kurt Cobain Cuz Ill blow your mind out Youll be just another victim to my endless bodycount And who cares about reddit, that place is a mad zoo And is probably even worse after being bought by yahoo Its the same of the internet, the new 9gag And so comersialiced and un-understandable that it makes PSY gag
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Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone? Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 3:28 am |
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So this king thinks he can spit Well that's funny cuz you don't seem very legit And I see you trying to impress all of us But I cant seem to understand why your creating all this fuss
Your rymmes are garbage, junky. And if I went any further you'd be saying "Well damn he just skunked me"
I didnt want to do this but your going to have to admit it and lose it Go to your bed, pull up your sheets and hit snooze it. Every morning you'll be waking up just to booze it But dont worry, we all knew you had this great plan you just misconstrued it.
So just wake up from your dreams Before you get hit by more streams of my lyrical schemes Looking for reality inside of your senseless themes
I just dished it to you all out on a platter Do you really think anything you had to say ever really mattered? I thought not, so stick to thinking in you head This nightmare is over; your finally dead.
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pbleebait
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Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone? Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:11 am |
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Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:58 pm Posts: 1119 Location: In between life and death... Gender: male
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So kenny, what, now you think you reign above us? You think you're some saviour? replicating Jesus? Well lemme tell you right now, that you're probably wrong So lemme warn you now, this'll probably be long
This the forums, no place for a god that's why to make sure it's in order, we elected some mods So the place would be peaceful and orderly to roam like a safe haven, or like a heavenly dome
So people started coming in, sharing their knowledge people from highschool and people from college acknowledge the ability to spam the forums and even the ability to gather in quorums
But even still, spam got deleted just when the forums were about to be completed So then it was a dark, lonely graveyard like an empty Colosseum with just praetorian gaurds
So Kenny you're no God, you have no one to rule over you're just merely a gaurd, sitting like a japanese clover
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Andy
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Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone? Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:21 am |
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Simmen you need to calm right down Or I might have to walk you through town hang you up and put you on display so you can be ashamed as people laugh at you all day Seriously man you're a pro "rapper" but it seems here your being a slacker step your game up you look like a fool time to pack up, and go back to school? You bit a jawbreaker in half, HA, that's funny did you get that jawbreaker from your mummy was it a lollipop, and you exaggerate a bit we all know you're a sissy you can't hide it ![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif) Well I'm off, don't listen to this (Want to be allies? Sometimes I like to pretend I am a princess riding a pony..) but have a silver platter, coz you just got served hard I didn't mean to offend so don't take it to heart but I'm afraid now it's time for me to part :'(
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Lolowut
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Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone? Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:07 pm |
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Joined: Mon May 09, 2011 3:53 pm Posts: 532 Gender: male
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You call that rap pbleebait? Don't make me laugh. Even Joe Biden can do better than your gaff. Don't fret, you met the threat that hasn't even started yet I bet you thought I'd let you get satisfaction without an upset Tough luck kid, reality is hard to grip. You're under my whip, though there's other places I'd rip Your pride, your shame, your honor all are mine. It's my design, go into my shrine and beg for them back, swine. Order, justice, and peace are all meaningless ideals. Make your systems but the real world reveals My power is endless, my reign is unperturbed Now let me eat my feast in silence, undisturbed. I own you, so get down on your knees This is a day of darkness for you like my friend saying ....cheese? You're screwed, your rude feud has run its course Don't delude yourself, you pursued the wrong path and fell under my force https://www.battledawn.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=346&t=19121^-- That's the last time Simmen and I had a battle, I'll talk to him on skype and let him do the first blow, we'll go 4 posts each, so he starts and I finish. That's just MY proposition though, could end up doing something different.
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pbleebait
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Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone? Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:54 am |
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Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:58 pm Posts: 1119 Location: In between life and death... Gender: male
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Kenny dont go attacking me on F2 Cuz I dont even remember doing anything to you! haha xD
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agonasani
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Post subject: Re: Rap battle anyone? Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:37 am |
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Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:35 pm Posts: 614 Location: FYRO Macedonia Gender: male
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pbleebait wrote: Kenny dont go attacking me on F2 Cuz I dont even remember doing anything to you! haha xD totally random
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