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 Post subject: Zombie apocalypse - Possible within our lifetime (srs)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:18 pm 
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No I'm not talking about the living dead walking about saying "braaains, BRAAAINS!" slowly walking towards you. But with the rise of increased and widely available global transport, the advancement speed of "super bugs", and the increasing divide in treatment levels across the world... It isn't unimaginable for one of these bugs to pop up in a poorer country, gain immunity to our drugs after traveling to a richer country with better medical technology, and then return to the country of origin and spread like wildfire, while being far too many steps ahead of any treatment we can throw at it.

What if such a thing occurs, and the bug can be spread through physical contact, with the infected having very limited control over their conscious and logical thought processes? They may become desperate and just do anything to get "help" by finding other humans, in turn infecting whoever they manage to get into physical contact with.

This would likely lead to completely closed off boarders and complete anarchy in infected countries/regions. With possibility of strict military controlled areas.

How prepared are you for such a thing? If you are unprepared, how long do you think it would take for you to prepare yourself and your families after such an event becomes a reality, and at which stage would you start preparing?


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 Post subject: Re: Zombie apocalypse - Possible within our lifetime (srs)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:57 pm 
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I have an 11-step plan to both survive and stop a zombie apocalypse. I will share it here to the world so everyone can know:

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1- Run (or drive if possible) to the closest police station. If you run, carry some sort of melee weapon with you. If you have a gun, carry it as well, and all of the ammo you have as long as you don't need a bag for it. Also, don't carry any bags, but try to eat something before you go.
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2- Once in the police station (it should be deserted, as the cops must be handling the zombies or preparing the evacuation) stock yourself in weapons and ammo. You might want to try and contact the friends you have conveniently given a radio and a specific signal to hack in once such an apocalypse happens, and get them to travel to the station with you. Once you gather enough friends, make them carry the bags, since you've also conveniently got a license to use any kind of weapon you find at a police station, and so are a better shot than those chumps.

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3- Defeat the zombie horde that will be waiting for you once you exit the police station. This is key, or else you might bet bitten and turned into a zombie. Once you finish, kill the guy that stayed back. He got bitten and didn't tell anybody. If he didn't get bitten, mourne him. If he did get bitten, burn his body as a sign of respect and mourne him.

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4- Now that you have enough experience with killing zombies, head to the mall: there should be people inside, trapped by tons of zombies. Kill as many zombies as you have to, and get through to the people. Once you do, recruit the most of them, and have them carry bags full of food and provisions. Have only one of them carry as many electronics as possible, and another guy carrying videogames. THIS IS CRUCIAL! You will get VERY bored without them. At least I would :?

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5- Strategicaly kill all the zombies around the mall, so they do not penetrate the mall's defenses. This should get you the rest of the people to join your cause. Once this is done, find the conveniently placed weapons cache using the mall map you have conveniently obtained from the only surviving mall guard. Kill him as well: he only survived because he knew the zombies were coming; either he cooperated with whatever way they were spread, or one of his familiars did, had told him about it, and he kept quiet. He also could had been innocent. Don't let anyone know you did this, say a leftover zombie got him. Bite him on the neck before you reveal his body to your people.

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6- Now that all the zombies in the mall are dead, fortify it. Train some men into using the guns you found on the weapons cache, and post them in the rooftop. Keep a sniper gun, a shotgun, four handguns, and an assault rifle with you. Also have your friend have two handguns, an assault rifle and carry a missile launcher or an RPG with him. You should had found one on the weapons cache or the police station. If you didn't find any, insult the devs and disregard the weapon. Have him carry another assault rifle instead. Once all this is done, another zombie mob shall attack the mall. Handle it like you've done up to now.

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7- After some days, an army squad will come, being pursuited by a raider gang. Get rid of the raiders, capture the soldiers, and make them talk about the cure to zombyism. They must know it. If they don't know it, just recruit them.

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8- After this, use their radio to contact their general in charge. Tell him to shut up, hang right after. He will contact you again after that, insulting you. Tell him he's an inept for letting this happen, and that now you are in charge of the anti-zombie fortress and hold the cure to the zombie plague. This night, you will receive sniper fire, and a squad of uncertain origins will try to have access to your mall from underneath. Have bombs prepared by a guy who conveniently had learned the process to make them in order to cause mischief, and hide in a store conveniently walled by solid concrete. Once the squad is killed by the bombs, move in with your men and finish the survivors. Take their guns, use the best for yourself.

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9- The general shall call again. You now know he was the one who sent the squad. Force him verbally to give in to your demands, and have him reach the mall himself. Snipe him once he arrives, his second in command will reach you and ask what happened. You will say the sniper from their squad was zombified and was the culprit of this assassination. The second in command will now recognize you as the new general.
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10- Now that you have an army on your command, you're ready to ditch the mall. Have all of your old and new men to march from country to country, recruiting those who tried this plan and failed. Once you've gathered enough forces and killed enough zombies, reform the country you were in, proclaim yourself the Emperor, and declare a state of war against any and all the zombies. The previous leader of the country should be dead or one of the firsts to have becomed a zombie, so you shall find no political oposition; therefore you don't need elections.

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11- Conquer the world repeating the same method while killing every zombie. Once this is achieved, congratulations! You have cured the world off of zombyism. Really, well done!

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 Post subject: Re: Zombie apocalypse - Possible within our lifetime (srs)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:58 pm 
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Your plan fails at stage 1 due to the reasons below, so I stopped reading.

1) Lots of people (infected and non-infected) will run to the police station

2) The police know this and will be willing to use force to stop the infected (non-infected will also be harmed in the process)

3) You didn't carry a bag. You are now outside, surrounded by potential hazards and in a densely populated and most likely hostile (idiots running about with melee weapons) area, without resources or equipment.

I give you a survival duration of literally 30 minutes upon leaving your home.


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 Post subject: Re: Zombie apocalypse - Possible within our lifetime (srs)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:43 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Zombie apocalypse - Possible within our lifetime (srs)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:57 pm 
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step 3: buy some ammo, lots of ammo, the most important things of all...

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 Post subject: Re: Zombie apocalypse - Possible within our lifetime (srs)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:12 pm 
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run to the wild, i'd rather deal with wild animals and i probably have a better chance against them than zombies, i think.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombie apocalypse - Possible within our lifetime (srs)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:39 pm 
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step 1: Gather a force of about 25-50 uninfected civilians
Step 2:find a large and secure a building in an lowly populated area, barricade the perimeter with anything you can find.
Step 3: organize the civilians into specific squads: Scavengers, assault units, scouts, and Engineers who can fix vehicles and repair barricades.
Step 4: have your scavenger parties raid a foodbank(the only good source of remaining food) and have your scavenger parties cypher out gasoline(up to 100 gallons) you may need this for your vehicles :)
Step 5: have your scavenger teams steal a bus that can seat up to 60 people, then have your engineers weld on steel plates onto every single window, then have them solder out small holes in the middle barely large enough for mounted machine gun muzzles to peek through.

Step 6:have your people raid an armory, have them take everything they can find from it.
Step 7: By week 2 of the outbreak, have enough resources to last your people and be ready for evacuation.

Step 8: The evacuation plan is to evac up north to Northern Canada, you still need to be close to the state of Alaska(under a population of 1 million people) for scavenging purposes.

Step 9: Do not trust the military, there is a 100% that they are performing a quarantine of the infected areas and they will use excessive force, Do not travel on any of the main roads or you will be most likely killed by the army for trying to escape the area of outbreak, use as many side roads as you can, stay out of highly populated areas.

Step 10: make sure you have a military radio with you, listen to what they say, found out what states are deadzones and which ones there is a chance of passing through without being captured.

Step 11: Marshall law will no longer be enforced by the police, the military will be in full power, if they indeed fail on defeating the infected they will most likely resort to the use of WMD's(Warheads of Mass Destruction) to kill off the infected, make sure you aren't within the blast radius.

Step 12: If you succeed in evacuating then good for you.....but this is just the beginning......of the end.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombie apocalypse - Possible within our lifetime (srs)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:08 pm 
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Wow. You all fail. They're way too simple steps. It's like you think this will actually happen!!! :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Zombie apocalypse - Possible within our lifetime (srs)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:33 pm 
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step 1: barricade house
step 2: put countdown to extinction on loop
step 3: wait

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:04 am 
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