*sadness* i wanted to be the first on page 600...

It matters not what page it is because this is my post and I win anyways. So.


MY HILL!

I am so persistent in my argument that you cannot refute it, causing your own mind to implode. The fact I made you eat that chair might had also helped.


Its mine. My prec... I mean hill.

Tenkai was unhappy with the persistent state of peace on the hill. the challenges that came couldn't even conquer a game of TDM in a COD lobby filled with children. it was...disgusting. then, Tenkai had a thought: perhaps leaving the caste to return to war is where she was meant to be. sure being queen had its perks, but the monotony was grinding away at her mind. she would have to think of a way to leave with dignity though. she got up and went to where VD was: sitting on his ass in the throne room watching my little pony. Tenkai peeked in. "I-I-I'm leaving you VD."
"and why is that?" VD was clearly uninterested.
suprised, Tenkai just said something random "B-because you're bad in bed!"
VD was filled with rage, how dare she insult his best feature? he ran for Tenkai like a raging death claw as Tenkai fled through the castle.

Wait... the mere fact that you caught me watching My Little Pony would be enough 4 me to kill you!!! Wait I dont watch that...

And as I race Tenkai across the castle, I felt something I hadn't felt in quite some time... a boner
But after thinking of so many things that could be, it stroke me: I was actually having fun, not being sitting in my throne. So, I stopped. She stopped runnign as well, as we both knew what would happen next. I swiftly slided my sword out, with such force that the entire castle became rubble with ease. I was finally having some challenge after all.

i hopped from tumbling rock to tumbling rock, closing in on my prey.
"i don't expect things to go very well right now, i'm sure we're both a bit rusty after sitting stagnant for so long."
VD just smirked and swung his sword, launching a blade of energy at me. i ducked and laid flat on my current chunk of stone just as it went right over me. way too close, and we had only just started. thinking fast, i quickly threw some finger blades in VD's direction and disappeared.

I could sense how tense she was, not having fought for so long. So I thought to do what I've been doing up to now, as she threw her attack and dissapeared midair. So I stayed still, as her fingerblades cleanly went through me. Smirking, I grab her arm, as I violently swong her all across the falling rubble. "Palace cleaned, check!" I snort, as I smash Tenkai against the ground, then kick her hard enough to break a couple of her ribs. My eyes glow of an intense red right now, a red that not even Tenkai had ever seen. My reiatsu rose, as the ground looked as it were screaming in terror of my presence. Tenkai had never seen me with such strenght in my human form, and so circled me. I, however, simply stomped on the floor, as a the powerful shockwave that ensued pushed Tenkai back.