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Lolowut · **Posted:** Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:23 pm

Penguin - 6
Simmen - 2
Jake - 1

BttB would side against Penguin in case of tie. Tomorrow I call it.

ThyLastPenguin · **Joined:** Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:06 pm **Posts:** 39

Yes. It is I.
I am the witch doctor.
And I will publicly tell the world.
Simmen is the spirit of robin hood.

Problem? *trollface*

feelsgoodman

vaultdweller101 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:40 pm

Hmm... then perhaps we should just lynch one of the murderers ehh? And leave the small fry (Penguin) for later? Like, next round

Still, I have no idea who the murderers are (or don't I?)

Jake · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:44 am

The witch doctor could be a huge asset to evil though.

ThyLastPenguin · **Joined:** Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:06 pm **Posts:** 39

It's either me, a random lynch or no lynch.
Go ahead and vote a random lynch if you want. It's got more chance of hurting good anyways.

Arifureta · **Joined:** Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:40 pm **Posts:** 230

I change my vote to lynch Simmen, hes always picking on me and Peng might be trying to save Simmen from a lynch.

Lolowut · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:11 pm

Arifureta wrote:

I change my vote to lynch Simmen, hes always picking on me and Peng might be trying to save Simmen from a lynch.

Your change of vote happened after my deadline and is therefore nulled.

ThyLastPenguin begged and screamed not to be lynched. He fought and cried and bit his thumb at the town. The executioner brought his neck through that loop and readied the lever to drop him. The town watched with awe, and popcorn.

"LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!"

Children came out from every corner of the town to watch and screamed in glee and pleasure. ThyLastPenguin was said to be the thorn in the town's side, ever since the town hooker went missing.

CLICK! The boards fell and Penguin struggled, gasping for air. His life went before his very eyes, the fish, the hookers, the fame, and the coconuts. Especially those coconuts, those coconuts were very fine indeed. Suddenly, his thought process was stopped.

Kenny warped into the space around Penguin, and hugged him very tightly with coconuts strewn about his naked body. Before a comment could be made, Kenny shrieked a banshee cry and warped out. The Town still cheered.

Penguin and Kenny were in a strange alchemy like circle, the blood oozing from the lines drawn about the surface of this strange planet.

Penguin cried, "Oh Kenny you saved me! I love you so much!!"

"CO!" Replied Kenny.

Penguin looked at Kenny very strangely, "Kenny, what are you doing? This is so very odd."

"CO!" Replied Kenny.

Penguin became panicked and looked around the circle. He began running away from Kenny with all of his strength, but his toe caught a rock and he came crashing down back to the ground. "KENNY NOOO!!!" screamed Penguin.

"NUT!!!" Shrieked Kenny.

The world seemed to warp and buckle under this word. Suddenly, coconuts began to swarm the entire scene and grouped around Penguin. They latched on to his body all at once and began to drain the life from Penguin. Soon, Penguin's body could no longer be seen, only a Golem of coconuts. This Golem began walking around and then knelt to Kenny.

The space cow who observed this scene exploded.

Reasons as to why... are unclear.

Meanwhile, Friar Tuck enjoyed the fact that Penguin was now out of the town. He clapped and laughed at the scene. Then he clapped and laughed at the smoke billowing from the hanging. It was a very dark red.

"Great job Town, you have lynched the Witch Doctor. As to what Kenny did with him, I don't want to know. Anyways, night comes upon us and I hope you all are able to sleep well."

DAT LYNCH. Welp, looks like we've got another night round to go through. This time the deadline will be: 5/1/2012 at 6 PM GMT-6. Will Evil kill 2 more townspeople? Or will Good finally be able to put a stop to these killings. Will Kenny dominate the world? These questions will be answered shortly as our game gets closer to an end.

Night Round 3 just began btw, wait for my PMs. ;P

Lolowut · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 4:48 pm

Kenny was not quite sure what to do with his new coconut golem, so he ate it. It was a delectable treat that could only be beat by space cow milk, and since the space cows had gone extinct, Kenny found them to be quite acceptable. With his fill of coconut, Kenny decided it was time to go check around the Town of Nottingham.

Suddenly, Kenny heard a scream. Kenny ran towards the screamer and lamented.

"SIMMEN!!!" Kenny cried. The tears coming out of Kenny were a rare sight indeed. Chuck Norris would agree that this event was enough to cripple a man's spirit. In fact, it is said that Chuck Norris cried upon viewing this event. His tears were not collected, so cancer still prevails to this day.

"WHY WOULD SOMEONE KILL SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PENGUIN!?!" Kenny lamented, "MY BEAUTIFUL PENGUIN!!!"

Kenny beat his fists to the ground so hard that earthquakes caused catastrophic tsunamis everywhere. Hilariously, Japan was not hit by any of these tsunamis. Strangely, or still hilariously depending on your point of view, only New Zealand was hit by the 23 tsunamis created. IAMNOTRACIST

The people of Nottingham were woken up by the pounding and began to come outside to see what the fuss was about. Kenny quickly revived Simmen into a spirit form and placed him on an altar up in space. Simmen was now truly the King of Spam.

Kenny then saw Vaultdweller101's dead body and puked acid on it. He then materialized a zebra out of free space and rode it into the sunrise. Surprisingly, the zebra was upright. Unsurprisingly, the zebra was reversed.

Blue smoke covered the places where the bodies were. "Oh what a terribly sad day. Simmen, the Spirit of Robin, and Vault, the civilian, were murdered." Friar Tuck stated.

Friar Tuck shrugged.

"Oh well." Friar Tuck said, while grabbing popcorn to watch how this game concludes.

This is it guys. Will good win? Will evil win? Will I stop hosting WKRH? Will Kenny do something logical? JUSTWATCHTHEGAME.

Day Round 4 has now begun. This round shall last until 6:00PM GMT-6 5/3/12.

GODOSTUFF!

Jake · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 5:46 pm

I guess I will be the brave first poster of the day

Dawnice · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 12:24 am

What has happened in my abscence? O.o

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