Your fourth and first points assume a perfect man. I am imperfect.
Can't afford a cleaning lady!
And besides, A true warrior cares for himself! So cleaning is an art I must master!
Plus my girlfriend is always in a better mood when the house is clean!
Eh I was listening to the Killers but Tarzan was in the CD player when my record finished.
GOOD ADVICE THOUGH! I must find some White Stripes
What music do you suggest?
Edit: Have you heard the Tarzan soundtrack? Some of that Jungle music can get the blood flowing.