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 Post subject: Help us name Prr war tactics.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:41 pm 
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It's time we take a moment to fully characterize the Prr warfare method. It goes almost exactly like this:

Nir-kitty: Form on me. We're attacking location X. There's only one squad there. We need to push them back.

Others: Yeah. Kill them Muppets. KILL.

Nir-kitty: We land in three. Move now. Now. Now.

Others: We're in. Let's do this.

One other: Hey, this rocks. Let's take it to them. But, I have to go to dinner, so I won't be back. We're committed to this fight, right?

Nir-kitty: Yes. Go. Go. Go.

TWO TICKS LATER.........

Nir-kitty: Within 45 seconds after the tick, realizing a defense was coming, returns his squads to safety.

Others: (Some time later) Hey. MupT's defending. All of them. When did that happen. What's the count. 128 to 100 or something. Man, we'll die, but at least we can hurt them.

One other: Yes honey. This is very nice wine. (Thinking: Can't wait to see the BR. Yeah.)

Others: Wait. Niracas already turned. Damn.

One other: I love you too sweetie.

Nir-kitty: Man. MupT just launched a full defense with 30 seconds to go. One tick and we all die. "Why should I commit suicide." -- WARNING: ACTUAL QUOTE.

Others: Dude, one other can't make it back. He'll die. At least we can hurt them.

Nir-kitty: WARNING, ACTUAL QUOTE: It is a round I didn't want to play.

Others: Turn. Turn. Turn.

Battle Report. One other dies. Few MupTs die.

It is my view this move should be called, "Follow Nir-kitty to safety and damn the others who will die." Others think something else. Help us name this classic move.

What would you call it?


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 Post subject: Re: Help us name Prr war tactics.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:43 pm 
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you being a jackass?


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 Post subject: Re: Help us name Prr war tactics.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:49 pm 
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dukey wrote:
you being a jackass?


And, by "you" it is clear you're referring to your intrepid leader, man who hates E4, doesn't want to play it, was dragged into it, yet continually finds himself saving himself at the slightest hint of confrontation?

But, I REALLY appreciate that you were able to avoid the word troll in your reply. It shows significant study on your part to identify another, if vulgar and profane, word to latch to. Is it fair to presume I can expect similar ignorant outbursts for the next couple weeks while you find a third word to add to your cutting commentary?

I love hearing from you though, Mr. Hamlet.


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 Post subject: Re: Help us name Prr war tactics.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:49 pm 
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I can already smell the future of this thread.

Don't even bother making another.




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