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 Post subject: Joke of the Day
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:58 pm 
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I am thinking of posting a joke up mostly everyday. We could use a good laugh right? What do you think?( I pull these off the internet)
Here's the first one:

A couple is driving...
Cop: Sir, you realize that you were speeding.
Husband: I'm sorry officer, I didn't know.
Wife: What the hell, that's a lie I've been telling him for miles!!
Husband: Shut up!! Shut the f*** up!! No one is talking to you!!
Cop: Ok then, did you know that your license plate was expired?
Husband: No Officer, I didn't know.
Wife: He's lien!! I've been telling him for months!!
Husband: Shut the hell up B**** nobody's talking to you!!!
*cop walks over to the wife's side and says*
Cop: Mam, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: No. only when he's drunk.

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 Post subject: Re: Joke of the Day
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:58 pm 
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:lol: Good One

^im just gonna leave this here, because I have no shame...

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 Post subject: Re: Joke of the Day
PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:11 am 
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Ok, I posted one..

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