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 Post subject: Long Day...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:43 pm 
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Why am I so tired?

For a couple of years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And you’re sitting at your computer reading jokes!

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 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:00 pm 
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Then lets do it!

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 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:40 pm 
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too bad I'm not from "this country"

and who said students aren't working?

and who said those 188000 ppl in hospital aren't those in schools, armed forces, or employed by the federal gov?

conclusion: total lie, sources unknown, the result does not represent the whole population

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 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:49 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
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 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
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aister wrote:
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Hey don't copy me!

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 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
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 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
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aister wrote:
too bad I'm not from "this country"

and who said students aren't working?

and who said those 188000 ppl in hospital aren't those in schools, armed forces, or employed by the federal gov?

conclusion: total lie, sources unknown, the result does not represent the whole population

you must be fun at parties, huh?

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 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:11 am 
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Tenkai wrote:
you must be fun at parties, huh?


He's like this in Skype as well. We'll all be jokingly talking about something nonsensical, then Aister pops up with a "Thing is..."

:roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Long Day...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 6:23 am 
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Tenkai wrote:
aister wrote:
too bad I'm not from "this country"

and who said students aren't working?

and who said those 188000 ppl in hospital aren't those in schools, armed forces, or employed by the federal gov?

conclusion: total lie, sources unknown, the result does not represent the whole population

you must be fun at parties, huh?

wat are parties?

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