Sorry Andy, I know I promised not to do this, but I recently came across a mystery.
It starts with me. I currently have 13 gold medals, and this presents a problem for the self-proclaimed
BEST OF DA WERL, since he-she-it only has about....seven.
To solve this problem, he-she-it came up with an interesting explanation:
"8+4+1+1+3 are 4 more golds than you have"
Intriguing. I set out to solve this mystery.
The initial 8 were simple to figure out - his current 7, and he generously included the gold he assumes he will win this week.
Okay.
The next 4 were also pretty obvious.
Now this was supposed to be another person, not that anyone ever believed that. In any case, maintaining his alternate identities was a lesser priority than convincing people he's
DA BEST EVAH OMGLOOOOL.
Now it gets tricky. I had to do a bit of digging:
Okay, so those 2 are accounted for.
There are still the last 3, however, which aren't to be found on any of his accounts.
Now who has 3 gold medals? mirror111 is an old player who once won gold 3 times, and it appears "best" has decided he has exclusive rights over those medals....because....
Because he's the best EVAH, didn't cha know?
3 kits for the best ever, just to prove he's, ya know, so amazing.