sure, you will be easy, lets just find some dirt on you.......
wait, mind computing........your robot tells me you dont like bacon, and you secretly dress up like chuck norris
that is just wrong, you could be imprisoned for both
not likeing bacon is a crime, and trying to ruin chucks good name, that is a double wammy
what if you were mistaken as chuck and you lost a fight, then the mighty chucks name would be ruined