It is currently Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:47 pm

All times are UTC - 5 hours



Forum rules


1.) No trolling. If you cant have fun without being a jerk to others, find some other forum to QQ
2.) No inappropriate/vulgar/sexually explicit posting. Staff reserves the right to deem anything they see fit as inappropriate.
3.) Have fun and don't post anything not geared at having fun!
4.) Please respect staff members and their decisions at all times. If you cannot accept a staff or moderator decision, please appeal to admin Seth.



Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 43 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: JOKE-A-THON
PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:16 pm 
Corporal
Corporal
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:00 pm
Posts: 62
Location: Olympus
Gender: male
^4/5

I started a garden! I got my dirt, my seeds, now all I need is a hoe!...Ur not busy r u?

Next joke - jokers choice

_________________
ImageImage


Top
 

 Post subject: Re: JOKE-A-THON
PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:16 pm 
First Lieutenant
First Lieutenant
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:35 pm
Posts: 614
Location: FYRO Macedonia
Gender: male
3/5
An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close.

He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time and falls again. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Outside, he tries to stand up and falls flat again. He gives up and crawls the four blocks to his house, crawls up the stairs and pulls himself into bed.

The next morning, his wife stands over him shouting, "So, you've been out boozing again!"

"What makes you say that?" he asks, putting on an innocent face.

"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."

_________________
Image


BMO chop(If this was a real attack you'd be dead)


Top
 

 Post subject: Re: JOKE-A-THON
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:37 pm 
Corporal
Corporal
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:00 pm
Posts: 62
Location: Olympus
Gender: male
BD joke (With Chuck Norris)

There is a guy, the creator of relics and a army of 12. Each man of his army can kill an army of 1000s of tanks. Only the best of alliances can get a relic.
But they have to wait tell tick 500...

Chuck Norris gets all ten relics and wins the era the same tick. Tick 1.

_________________
ImageImage


Top
 

Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 43 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5

All times are UTC - 5 hours



You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  
WarLingo Android Mobile Game

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group  
Copyright Tacticsoft Ltd. 2008   
Updated By phpBBservice.nl