^4/5

I started a garden! I got my dirt, my seeds, now all I need is a hoe!...Ur not busy r u?

Next joke - jokers choice

3/5
An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close.

He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time and falls again. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Outside, he tries to stand up and falls flat again. He gives up and crawls the four blocks to his house, crawls up the stairs and pulls himself into bed.

The next morning, his wife stands over him shouting, "So, you've been out boozing again!"

"What makes you say that?" he asks, putting on an innocent face.

"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."

BD joke (With Chuck Norris)

There is a guy, the creator of relics and a army of 12. Each man of his army can kill an army of 1000s of tanks. Only the best of alliances can get a relic.
But they have to wait tell tick 500...

Chuck Norris gets all ten relics and wins the era the same tick. Tick 1.