It has become apparent to me, whilst riding my tattooed badass goat-lion, that many people are asking: 'What is Kenny doing?' 'Why is Kenny doing it?' 'Can I become Kensexual?'

As to what I'm doing: The same thing I always do, ride around the universe and seldom make stops. The world of Kerelia was quite entertaining with their abundant supply of voluptuous women and rum. It made me reminisce of the old days of when I was Pirate King. I have to tell you, being a Pirate King is a lot of work. Many people want to kill you. Your friends, rival pirates, and the law are the greatest examples of this. These stories have nothing to do with anything, but I do remind you, go to Kerelia sometime. I can't promise that the women will like you, they have a preferred taste of men with maroon skin. Luckily, I'm part chameleon, so it was easy to become part of their taste.

Importantly, I guess, I work full-time and go to school full-time. When not at school I procrastinate full-time and sleep part-time. Quite an entertaining aspect.

As to why I'm doing it: It has always been a word of mysteries to me. Why am I doing it? Well define it. If you define it as being a suave man who roams around the world solving its problems and secretly creating doomsday devices for the sake that perhaps a mad-man might find them and actually destroy the world for me... I can't say. I don't disagree with being a suave man though. That just comes in the territory of being me. If you define it to be riding a variety of odd animals that I typically invent, preferably backwards while spinning through the many universes that make up our entire super-universe... Because I can.

As to can I become kensexual: Irrelevant question. Everyone's kensexual.

i was expecting lemons =[ you disappoint me kenny

You expected lemons with a topic about lemons?

You disappoint me Omega.

this, you disgust me lord kennu. go...get boned by a deathclaw.

I should come along, because a few people all at once quoted you saying 'Is anyone still in touch with Kenny?'

These were the top questions they proceeded to ask me.

I don't harbor grudges, it's not good on the face. End up with wrinkles of an old man quite young. Not good looking to the ladies.

this thread is about to head into a bad direction