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Diazepam
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Post subject: Write my bio  Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:00 pm |
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Ilona won't let me use the bio I wanted. So I'll leave this thread here and I'll use the best one you can come up with... As long as it won't get me banned.
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Post subject: Re: Write my bio Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:07 pm |
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What was the bio you wanted and why won't Ilona let you use it?
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Post subject: Re: Write my bio Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:24 pm |
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I think it might have been too offensive.
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Post subject: Re: Write my bio Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:28 pm |
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what was it?
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Post subject: Re: Write my bio Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:12 pm |
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yup, John and me have our history with his bio's 
It wasn't that bad, I guess he already posted it somewhere here in spam.... it was just bad enough to not let him use that on e3 
So c'mon guys... write a nice bio for him.
I'd totally prefer something with unicorns, witches, ponies,... LOL
Once upon a time, there was a young man called John. He .....
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Post subject: Re: Write my bio Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:06 pm |
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hello, my name is Diazepam
back in the day when i was a wee lad, i was sent to work for a special ops unit, code word "ferrit." It was a cold night, the enemy had just blown up the bridge to tarebitha. I tried to fight off the horde of scarecrows but my flame thrower was empty. I realized i ran out of chocolate so i called willy wonka and an umpa lumpa picked up and had terrible news. Willy got high off his chocolate and went skinny dipping in his taffy an died. So i invented a spaceship an flew to the south pole where i created Frosty we sang and danced forever until a Battledawn ship crash landed. the ship captain killed Frosty and i swore revenge. so i joined the ship and started killing others off. then i met a maiden on the ship, she was the one they call Ilona. my heart was hers and i gave here a cookie i stole from mr keebler. she played hard to get, so i killed santa clause so i could give her all the presents, but i gave her all the coal by accident. she hates me so now i sit in the mud eating my warm cookie thinking about frosty's death and then i think to myself, "WHAT WOULD WILLY WONKA DO?" and can i make a better Frosty?
took me about 5 min to think this up, if you like it please send me a few tokens in appreciation.
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Post subject: Re: Write my bio Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:06 pm |
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Hello all, They call me Diezepam. I don't remember much of my life I once lived in a brilliant castle made of cotton candy. But then my sister had her best friend Ilona come over and I left immeadeatly. Something about her screamed that she would one day be an admin of an online game. Anyway I ran away from my cotton candy castle constantly crying. For i had forgotten my amazing flying sparkly unicorn named arnold. I missed arnold. Anyway to this day I am searching for Arnold and to end my crazy love for jello. That stuff is delicious....... I was bored if u like u like if not well.... i might change the names in it and use it for myself 
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Post subject: Re: Write my bio Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:36 pm |
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who would want to write a bio I normally just leave it blank or put quotes from the bible or something I love ma quotes
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Post subject: Re: Write my bio Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:39 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Write my bio Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:59 pm |
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shelton9778 wrote: who would want to write a bio I normally just leave it blank or put quotes from the bible or something I love ma quotes Psalm 137:9 King James Version (KJV) Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. this is my favorite quote 
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