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Post subject: What to do when someone "gets in your face"  Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:37 am |
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Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.
Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume, he should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphicter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and will appear visibly shaken.
Begin to piss and (Want to be allies? Sometimes I like to pretend I am a princess riding a pony..) yourself and let your eyes roll into the back of your head. By now you are chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.
He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying precence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
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Post subject: Re: What to do when someone "gets in your face" Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:48 pm |
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I just paint my face green, then punch whoever's looking at me square in the face. Except he doesn't run away, surprisingly he flies away at approximately 123.475 miles per hour, unless he crashes into a building. And if that happens, I can assure you more than just the people in 1 square mile will feel a terrifying presence in their soul 
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Post subject: Re: What to do when someone "gets in your face" Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:53 pm |
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I'll need to try that some day...
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Post subject: Re: What to do when someone "gets in your face" Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:55 pm |
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I did, but unfortunately it was in the beach, so I only scared the guys who saw the tsunami threat =/
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Post subject: Re: What to do when someone "gets in your face" Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:58 pm |
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Fascinating.
I usually just ask them to take a step backwards.
But please, go on.
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Post subject: Re: What to do when someone "gets in your face" Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:59 pm |
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Alexanderkitty wrote: Fascinating.
I usually just ask them to take a step backwards.
But please, go on. And what would you do if they take a step forward? 
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Post subject: Re: What to do when someone "gets in your face" Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:59 pm |
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Seems like to much work, i tend to just simply let my hands and arms go limb, then swing then up and down so i'm just slapping my arms against them then scream as loud as possible "Im gay" so they can be sued by my lawyer for commiting a hate crime against me when they kick my butt.
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Post subject: Re: What to do when someone "gets in your face" Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:47 pm |
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Take a step forward, make him throw a punch and drop head down enough so he hits flush on top of your head. (Broken hand) then follow it up with a UFC elbow uppercut.. Drop your pants and give him pink eye.
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Post subject: Re: What to do when someone "gets in your face" Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:56 pm |
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Now THAT seems like too much work. Why not cut in short to just dropping your pants, that should be enough 
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Post subject: Re: What to do when someone "gets in your face" Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:57 pm |
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run away.
stick head in dirt.
prepare anus.
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