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Sexybeast42 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:22 am

Random but funny to do lists. I'll start it off:

1.)Wear a shirt that says life and give people lemons.
2.)Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow eachother.
3.)Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
4.)Go into a crowded elevator and ask "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today?"
5.)Put vanilla pudding in a mayo jar. Eat it in public.
6.)Become a teacher and make a test where every answer is "C"
7.)Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, yell "PIKAAAAAAA-"
8.)Walk into a store, ask someone what year it is. When they answer, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.
9.)Change your name to Simon. Speak in the third person.
10.)Become a doctor. Change last name to "Acula"
11.)Teach a parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
12.)Follow joggers in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger for encouragement".

And finalllyyyy...........

Stacy's mom.

Xeru · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:27 am

Use the word "avuncular" properly in an everyday discussion

Run into a bar/shop/whatever that has "the best...in the world" in its name and shout congratulations

Become a philosophy teacher and make a final exam essay prompt, "why does that chair not exist?" Show students an A+ essay:

Spoiler:

These are supposed to be original yeah?

btw apollo I've gotten 6). before.

Ryan · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:28 am

1) wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy.
2) stalk seth.
3) ban simmen.
4) stalk seth.
5) eat lunch.
6) stalk seth.
7) talk to ilona for a while.
8) ban simmen again.
9) yell at shelly for a while.
10) stalk seth.
11) go home.

thechessshark13 · **Joined:** Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:02 pm **Posts:** 595

Apollo, check out Death Note, youll find #2 there.
And funny stuff... k I got it

1) Understand full English sentences while you're a 1 year old baby.
2) Get punched repeatedly in the face in public.
3) Waste the ammo of your first gun on your dad.
4) Take an exam you really don't need to take.
5) Walk into the light.

Ryan · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:13 am

ilona's to do list

1) drink coffee
2) drink coffee
3) drink coffee
4) shew simmen away with a broom.
5) go to lunch with her boy friend Michael lol jk

6) finds simmen in her car she thrown him in a river.

well that's how her day starts.

Diazepam · **Joined:** Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:55 am **Posts:** 1163

apollo wrote:

Random but funny to do lists. I'll start it off:

1.)Wear a shirt that says life and give people lemons.
2.)Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow eachother.
3.)Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
4.)Go into a crowded elevator and ask "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today?"
5.)Put vanilla pudding in a mayo jar. Eat it in public.
6.)Become a teacher and make a test where every answer is "C"
7.)Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, yell "PIKAAAAAAA-"
8.)Walk into a store, ask someone what year it is. When they answer, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.
9.)Change your name to Simon. Speak in the third person.
10.)Become a doctor. Change last name to "Acula"
11.)Teach a parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
12.)Follow joggers in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger for encouragement".

And finalllyyyy...........

Stacy's mom.

1) Read things on the internet and then post them on the battle dawn forums.
2) Use misleading titles.

routhy12 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:24 am

Diazepam wrote:

apollo wrote:

Random but funny to do lists. I'll start it off:

1.)Wear a shirt that says life and give people lemons.
2.)Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow eachother.
3.)Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
4.)Go into a crowded elevator and ask "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today?"
5.)Put vanilla pudding in a mayo jar. Eat it in public.
6.)Become a teacher and make a test where every answer is "C"
7.)Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, yell "PIKAAAAAAA-"
8.)Walk into a store, ask someone what year it is. When they answer, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.
9.)Change your name to Simon. Speak in the third person.
10.)Become a doctor. Change last name to "Acula"
11.)Teach a parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
12.)Follow joggers in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger for encouragement".

And finalllyyyy...........

Stacy's mom.

1) Read things on the internet and then post them on the battle dawn forums.
2) Use misleading titles.

1) go on the forums
2) be mean

Diazepam · **Joined:** Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:55 am **Posts:** 1163

routhy12 wrote:

Diazepam wrote:

apollo wrote:

Random but funny to do lists. I'll start it off:

1.)Wear a shirt that says life and give people lemons.
2.)Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow eachother.
3.)Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
4.)Go into a crowded elevator and ask "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today?"
5.)Put vanilla pudding in a mayo jar. Eat it in public.
6.)Become a teacher and make a test where every answer is "C"
7.)Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, yell "PIKAAAAAAA-"
8.)Walk into a store, ask someone what year it is. When they answer, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.
9.)Change your name to Simon. Speak in the third person.
10.)Become a doctor. Change last name to "Acula"
11.)Teach a parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
12.)Follow joggers in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger for encouragement".

And finalllyyyy...........

Stacy's mom.

1) Read things on the internet and then post them on the battle dawn forums.
2) Use misleading titles.

1) go on the forums
2) be mean

Thanks, I try.

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