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 Post subject: Rap battle help!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:05 pm 
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"I challenge you anna"

response from Gf

'You wanna challenge you think you gunna win?

You better watch out boy I will make your head spin"


Need help with a comeback :D

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle help!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:09 pm 
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*pfft* First you leave us for your girlfriend now you ask for our help?

Lol but seriously idk not a good rapper :lol: Sorry, ur screwed unless someone else helps :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle help!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:12 pm 
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Watch 8 mile vids on youtube in your boxers. It's what I do when I want to learn how to rap.


Seriously though, was this on FB or oovoo or something? Or was it in real life? Because if it was in RL, you've already failed. Freestyling is about coming up with something, anything, on the spot. Not 3 hours later. Not 3 hours before. Right there and now.


If it wasn't, just think of good things to say. Like, "You've got no swag, give up, surrender, put up the white flag", not "You're a hoe. I get money and *CENSORED*."


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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle help!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:13 pm 
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Use this!

http://www.rhymezone.com/


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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle help!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:14 pm 
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"I'll *CENSORED* slit your throat with my knife,
just like what i did, last night with your wife.
This battle is not over unless i say so,
Cause if you want to back down, maybe go *CENSORED* a ho.
I'll shoot you in the chest anytime, but I ain't that wanna be who commits crime,
So instead I'll kill you with my ryhmes.
You got nothing on me you little *CENSORED*,
If you talk about your parents so much go suck your moms tits.
When you spit your rap are like *CENSORED*,
No time to *CENSORED* around, I'll knock you back into the Abyss."

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle help!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:15 pm 
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no, let the woman win. woman pull your arms out of socket if they get mad.

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle help!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:17 pm 
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Diazepam wrote:
"I'll *CENSORED* slit your throat with my knife,
just like what i did, last night with your wife.
This battle is not over unless i say so,
Cause if you want to back down, maybe go *CENSORED* a ho.
I'll shoot you in the chest anytime, but I ain't that wanna be who commits crime,
So instead I'll kill you with my ryhmes.
You got nothing on me you little *CENSORED*,
If you talk about your parents so much go suck your moms tits.
When you spit your rap are like *CENSORED*,
No time to *CENSORED* around, I'll knock you back into the Abyss."

You're welcome.



I have too much pride to admit that this made me laugh for 7 seconds.


Oh wai... *CENSORED*!


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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle help!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:21 pm 
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Diazepam wrote:
"I'll *CENSORED* slit your throat with my knife,
just like what i did, last night with your wife.
This battle is not over unless i say so,
Cause if you want to back down, maybe go *CENSORED* a ho.
I'll shoot you in the chest anytime, but I ain't that wanna be who commits crime,
So instead I'll kill you with my ryhmes.
You got nothing on me you little *CENSORED*,
If you talk about your parents so much go suck your moms tits.
When you spit your rap are like *CENSORED*,
No time to *CENSORED* around, I'll knock you back into the Abyss."

You're welcome.

do iiiiiiiiiiiit jake!

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle help!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:00 pm 
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If this is a fricken rap battle Simen is suppose to be here.

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 Post subject: Re: Rap battle help!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:25 pm 
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send her this

Krispy Kreme!
2012, yeah, we back up in this
Y'all already know
Cause

[Hook]
I am the baddest of them all
If you ain't 'bout money, then I don't mess with y'all
Y'all think I don't get girls, cause I ain't very tall
If she see my stacks, I bet you that she calls

[Verse 1]
I had to fight my whole life
I could beat you up even if you had one thousand knives
Even if you had infinity knives
I would punch you up into the air like a kite
I bet you sleep with a nightlight
Cause you're scared of the dark
Cause you stink like a fart
Well I'll light your fart on fire with my rhymes
You think I won't? I do it all the time
I bet I got more money than Jay-Z
Compared to me, Jay-Z is Lay-Z
Plus Beyonce thinks that I'm cute
It's okay Beyonce, I think you're cute too
I made out with so many girls
Made out with every girl in the world
I might look small, but I'm not
I don't care if you're big, I'll fight you a lot
You know that

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
I have four hundred cars
I have four hundred scars and four hundred guitars
I have four hundred houses
I have four hundred mouses and four hundred houses
Bet you I can dance better than you
I bet you you don't know two plus two
It's four! It's four!
Now go and shut the door
Cause nobody wants to see your face no more
I'm tough as nails
You're slower than a snail
I beat up every single person in jail
I dare you to try and punch me
My face is so hard you'll say, "Ouch, you crunched me"
I fought two lions and won
And I don't even carry a gun
But I never run, but I never run
But I never r-r-r-r, but I never run
You know you know that

[Hook]

[Outro]
Uhh, Krispy Kreme
I already told you we back up in this
2012 to infinity
Hah, get out of here, peace





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