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 Post subject: Corrupt-a-wish
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:59 pm 
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The first poster makes a wish,
and the next poster has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own.

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I was rich.

Poster 2: Granted but your money is taken away 2 hours after you become rich.

Poster 2's wish: I wish I ruled the world.

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I wish I could fly.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:03 pm 
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you fly into the sun killing you :twisted:


i wish i knew everything.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:04 pm 
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your brain explodes with all that knowledge.

I wish I was invisible

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:10 pm 
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nobody can see you so when you talk people think your a ghost and run away in fear. you fall into a deep depression and kill yourself.


i wish i could travel back in time.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:32 pm 
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You tell people you are from the future and they burn you as a witch.

I wish I could shape shift

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:54 pm 
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Granted, but you shapeshift into a dog and can't turn back to human anymore.

I wish I could be uncorruptable.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:04 pm 
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You become rich and famous and move to a foreign country. You become their president, and it turns out that money doesn't mix well with you. You're a tyrant that only does bad. Your family and friends try to convince you to do good, but since your wish was to be incorruptible, you can't do good even if you wanted to.


I wish I had had a V8 this morning.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:08 pm 
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Granted. You are warped back in time, to this very morning, with a V8 in your hand. You drink it, but it turns out you are alergic to it, so your throat closes and you die. Plus, the very small bit you could drink tasted horrible, as it was the first V8 ever made in history.

I wish I had villain powers.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:11 pm 
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Granted. Turns out you got prequel - Darth Vader villain powers. Ha ha. Suckishness.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:20 pm 
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What you mean prequel? I no get it.
And granted. But unfortunately, you are not able to use it.

And I want cream on an ice cream sandwich

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