A murderous murder of such vengeance happened this night. A murder that was so murderous, Kenny could not help but be interested. Kenny had no idea why he kept himself interested in this small little town where Robin Hood resided, but it seemed logical. So logical, that it took the logic and reasoning of a man who was thousands of years old to comprehend and logic out. However, Kenny had a problem. If it was logic that took such capability to figure out, it would almost be illogical. This made Kenny very angry, and he stared down the word illogical until it exploded into thousand pieces. The pieces collected into one certain spot which spelled out: Sorry for the inconvenience.

Tonight, as Kenny was riding upon his glorious flying rainbow lion, the feeling of the murder crept on his bones and his spine twitched. Goosebumps spread on his skin like a virus and emotions filled his head. Frightened was the word that filled the pit of Kenny's stomach, and Remorse slid up his spine like a snake. Someone dear had died, and so Kenny flipped on the improbability drive on his flying lion and pointed towards the town Robin Hood resided in.

The funny thing about improbability, is that the probability of something very strange happening is very high. In this case, Kenny didn't find it strange that he found himself naked, dropping down towards the town, as a mean moose rode on his back. Neither did Kenny find it strange that the speed he was hurtling down towards the town was very slow. If anything would be strange, it would be the fact that there were hundreds of jelly beans flying in all directions like a mad swarm of bees. However the strangest thing was none of the aforementioned things. The strangest thing to happen, was the fact that there was a cup of juice in front of Kenny, falling with him. This cup of juice happened to be very talkative, and was telling Kenny exactly what had been stored inside of it. That is why when Kenny hit the ground, there was also a pile of vomit laying next to him.

Kenny launched himself off the ground with great anger and furious vengeance and ran towards the tent that Robin Hood lived in. The speed of which Kenny was running was remarked later by a cheetah that had managed to witness the event as "scary". This cheetah is now in an insane asylum where he spends most of his days whimpering and refuses to run ever again. It was also remarked by another animal that Kenny was saying something as he was running, but when the sound hit this animal, it exploded. The animal could not be identified. When Kenny reached the scene of the murder, he spotted two shadows which quickly got away before he was able to shift directions. Kenny stopped.

There was Robin Hood's mangled body lying on the floor. Kenny cried out so loud that the entire town lost their hearing and observers of the scene say that for quite a small moment, the sound Kenny produced sped up past the speed of light, encasing the town in a time bubble for an entire minute for the sound to slow down*. Kenny's face blew into a flurry of red and purple, and the veins around his neck swelled. As soon as his scream subsided, Friar Tuck rose from his slumber to see what happened. Everyone, including the two murderers who were now in different clothes came over to where Kenny was. Kenny looked around at the town, pointed in a direction and gasped, then teleported away before anyone died of too much exposure to his naked body.

*Note: The speed of sound is not dependent on the intensity of the sound. Do not listen to my troll physics. Also, if you tl;dr'd please read the yellow part.

Friar Tuck turned to the rest of the town to speak his normal monologue.

"It seems today that there were two murderers who killed Robin Hood. I know who everyone in here is, but to make things complicated and completely unnecessary, we will vote on a person during the day to lynch, and hope that we don't become the murderers' next target. To vote is simple, you shall vote who you think is the murderer. You must post a reason for your vote, whether you're lying or not. The reason for the first day can be random, however for the next few days you must select a reason. Agreeing with someone is a valid reason. This game of WKRH will be different from all the others. I have 18 people who have joined (4 more joined via skyping me), and so I got creative with the amount of roles. I will post all the roles, but fill them blank with the exception of the BttB. As soon as I finish this post, I will be PMing you with your role, and give you some advice on how to play. If you do not receive your role PM me. It is important that you PM me and not post here. You may contact anyone outside of the game, but be warned. If you tell someone your role, I am not responsible if they betray you. But if you know the role of someone else, it is valid for you to approach them and get them to side with you. With that said, let the game begin! youlostitlol.

LIST OF PLAYERS

ThyLastPenguin
Soirem
Ferr3t
etartios
Numair Mujeeb
vaultdweller101
simmen
Jake
w1lll
ghossfeld88
sabnc
Xeru
Dawnice
routhy12
Arifureta
TheCallum
w4rewolf
Hero

GOOD
BttB: Numair Mujeeb
Spirit of Robin: Soirem
Spirit of Robin: simmen
Maid Marian: Routhy12
Maid Marian: w1lll
Preacher: Arifureta
Preacher: Ferr3t
Civilian: Xeru
Civilian: vaultdweller101
Civilian: Sabnc
Civilian: Etartios

EVIL
Murderer: Hero
Murderer: Jake
King John's Descendent: Ghossfeld88
Sheriff of Nottingham: w4rewolf
Tax Collector: Dawnice
Tax Collector: TheCallum
Witch Doctor: ThyLastPenguin

*Green: Alive Red: Dead

PRIZES

NOT IN YET FELLAS.

Day Round 1: Is in progress. PMing process has begun.

I vote for Arifureta to be lynched. There is a feeling between us two, when I see her around town, that can only possibly be sexual tension or her wanting to kill me. After mulling over the facts I have gone with the latter.

Before I forget! Every round will last 3 days REGARDLESS of whether you've voted or used your power! So that means April 17th will be the day that this round ends at 9 PM GMT - 6 and I'll post that for each round! My apologies.

I have seen TheCallum looking at Arifureta every day now. I see now she has spotted him, and that he does not like this fact even one bit. Plus, he was the first to get vocal about lynching a person. I'd say, it is because he wants to use the good people of this town to kill ourselves. We shouldn't let such a thing occur! Let us lynch TheCallum instead!

I second. He was quick to accuse someone. lynch TheCallum

I have to vote for hero , he always was a shady guy , his profile is the best to be one of the murderers , he loves the night movements anyway... So i vote for hero to be lynched.

Fine Sirs, I would like to stress that my position is of utmost discomfort rather than of murderous intent!

And to retort to the accusation that I was 'too quick' to accuse, surely if I was a guilty party I would strive NOT to seem guilty and would wait for others to accuse before I followed suit? Your logic is wierd.

I vote for w4rewolf, he was quick to accuse me of being the murderer. Yet his name is werewolf, werewolves are always out for blood, and they love "night movements" as he accused me of. I vote for w4rewolf to be lynched. He was too fast for my liking in accusing others.

Well, it might be exactly for this behavior that you are one of the culprits! You know that responding too quickly could be suspitious, and that you could use this argument to defend yourself when you actually did respond the first! Plus, if you really are guilty, you would know what targets to fire at, and speaking the first would land you the best possibilities of gathering other people to agree with you, and lynch an innocent person! Simply put, if you are the first to point at someone, youre almost bound to have other people to agree, just because that person was the first target.

Now, for our logic being "weird": didn't you yourself just say that guilty people usually post the firsts? And yet you post first, then you say our logic is weird for pointing at you as a culprit? You are even contradicting yourself in an effort of looking innocent, something right now I have prevented you of doing. Actually, I have even more conviction that you are indeed, one of the bad guys! LYNCH CALLUM!!!

Agreed lynch Callum