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 Post subject: The King Of Spam
PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:09 pm 
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I'm the king of spam, there is none higher
Sucker spammers should call me sire
To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
I won't stop spammin' till I retire

Now I rock the forum and come perfect
My posts are on time and words connect
Got the right to spam and will correct
And other forumers can't stand mah, but give me respect

They called me sick and I'm gettin' sicker
It's not WoW so let's not bicker
I'm one beast spammer, I know I can hang
I'm Dyl from BD, It's a 1 man army there is no gang

Spam to the Spem, Spem to the spam
Dylsupreme1 walks by and everyone says damn
You can't touch me with a ten foot pole
And I even made Aister sell me his soul

Now I crash through walls, cut through floors
Bust through ceilings and knock down doors
And when I spam through tapes, I'm fresh out the threads
I can live on nothing but spam and bread

For every living person I'm a spamming treat
It's me and only me, Simmen where's the beat?
Now I'm the baddest of the bad, the coolest of the cool
I'm Dyl, I rock and roll, I'm better than Omega, let's rock and rule

It's not a trick or treat and it's not an April fool
It's all brand new, never ever old school
You've got the words in your mouth and you can't gripe
When your mind won't think and fingers won't type

Spam ain't nothing but a people's jam
It's Dylan, spamming like I don't give a damn
Now I spammed in hell and never burnt
It's kind of a trick I kinda learnt

I posted on many threads, typed many words
Skill coming out the hat not a rabbit or a bird
So all you wannabe spammers, you gotta say please
Cause you all try, for me it's a breeze

Got a wit so strong, it's knocking down hopes
It's just amazing seeing arms bound by it's ropes

I am from, a new generation
Doesn't stop me from tearing down spam nations
Hey bro relax, I just play
But when I come for you, you better start to pray

I rock spam with the words I speak
And say the things that are unique
And raise my post count every day of the week
I am the forumer that can never be beat!

So don't try to diss me, be my friend
'Cause if you do you'll get yours in the end
The spam I spit out shall set a trend
Because an amazing time is what I send

Every post I make, I break impossibility
I'm all ego there's no humility
My name is Dylsupreme1 you can call me D
Hear the Scottish squeal 'ya ya yippee!'

People always ask, wow who are you?
I'm the one that pulls through and can be turned to

Like I said before, I spam hardcore
Test my power I'll create a forum cold war
With my ending nowhere in sight
The future looks bright
Now now don't shun me son,
This isn't a pun your time's done
To be a spammer, I got what it takes
Let the poppers pop and the breakers break


I'm a cool cool cat, it's like that,
That's the way it is so stay the hell back
I'm causin' hard times for sucker spammers
Cause they don't make no songs like these







I want honest feedback :D It will probably never happen but I want to do a remix like this for every tribune or something.

OLD SPAMMERS: No offense to Simmen or anyone else, and I'm not saying I'm the best spammer by any means, it's all for fun. :D


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 Post subject: Re: The King Of Spam
PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:19 pm 
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I'd say that your good at copying and pasting

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 Post subject: Re: The King Of Spam
PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:24 pm 
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Yes. Because it took me 13 minutes to copy and paste one thing.


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 Post subject: Re: The King Of Spam
PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:38 pm 
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Oh lord, you remind me of that one time in M3 where my leader and a random guy started rap battling over World Chat. :?

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 Post subject: Re: The King Of Spam
PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:41 pm 
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I'm just curious, does anyone actually know what song this was based off of?


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Oh lord, you remind me of that one time in M3 where my leader and a random guy started rap battling over World Chat. :?


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 Post subject: Re: The King Of Spam
PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:42 pm 
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Haha, i wanna see that now! :S

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 Post subject: Re: The King Of Spam
PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:47 pm 
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That was a waste of 13 minutes and 2 seconds. :(


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 Post subject: Re: The King Of Spam
PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:52 pm 
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Dw dyl, Im pretty sure this wont offend Simmen. You can be King of Spam, he is God of Spam ;)

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 Post subject: Re: The King Of Spam
PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:57 pm 
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K but what'd you think :geek:


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 Post subject: Re: The King Of Spam
PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:07 pm 
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I wouldn't put this in Spam, but that's your choice :lol:

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