Chorus: repeat 2X

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches) Simmen
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches Simmen

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the forum
for one second?


Hi kids! Do you like Spamming (yeah yeah yeah)
well you better behave, I don’t want to do any banning
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
having nothing to do and the forum is where my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
all I think about now as spam king is which spamer to eliminate (Ummmm..)
And Kenny said, "S-kaY you a spamhead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your fingers red? Man you got no cred !"
Well since I posted, I've felt like I'm really posessed
Posting like a maniac trying to make people impressed
Got pissed off and started posting everywhere
29,66 posts a day, 10825,9 every year!
Posting on every topic like it were my last
forum acting up because I post to fast
Come here Tenkai! (Ferret: Simmen, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don’t care, you’re just a spammer no one has heard off!

Chorus


All the spammers have hated me ever since junior high
Because I were on the forum 8/25
But I just smack them with my posts, chase them with my topics
Pushing them off the top list(Owwwwwwww!)
I had my own club, uintill they were fed up
so they tried to challenge me in a spam cup
Overpowered them and outposted the,
then they were screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
But that ended up being a lie to
They tried to post more than I do (Damn!)
But I told them that I’m the king
Thayt if they gave up I’d pretend like nothing (Oh thank you!)
I know I blew up when the spammers rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Kenny fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy in the art section asked me for my signature
(Dude, can I get your signature?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Ferr3t, thanks for the support, JK!'

Chorus


Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Numair don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, I still have a lot to post
I'll have to be buried in the section I love the most
(Huh yup!) m iscellaneous or spam, I can barely deside
Why don’t I post that much anymore, hae I lost the drive?
Cuz now the forum looks so deprived
I haven’t overposted in a year
(Whoops!) but now I’m back, you have something to fear (hachhh-too)
I spit when I post, outpost anything that walks (C'mere)
when I were younger I used to do 500 posts in a day
How you gone challenge that? (WAH!)
You aint got no chance! (WAHHH!)
I stay awake and post myself to death
There is only spam left in my head! (BANG!)
So I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
Cuz the spammers has forgot that I’m their dad? (Yeah?)
Cuz I’m the most posting spammer this forum ever had.

LOVE THIS POST UN FLIPPIN BELIEVABLE hope to see more

simmen you just hit a all time LAME factor. jk

its cool

whats with abusing me and ferr3t-kun? *sparkly thumbs down*

Dont diss it its really good

Still doing rapping I see

ill take a (free) copy