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Post subject: What did you do last night? 3rd person edition  Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 12:18 am |
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She slowly licked and tickled his twinky, and, because she was so smart, combined the words in her head, like an expression explorer of old.
Slickled, she thought. I'm slickling his twinky.
No matter how brilliant her wordplay, the result was the same. Gary's twinky was now elastic. It felt like a quality bar of twinky-scented soap in her hands. Without warning she gave it a swift headbutt, because men liked that. All men liked that.
"Phwoa, Melinda. That's the good stuff. That's the stuff that makes me forget about my problems."
Melissa derived satisfaction from this comment, despite the mangled pronunciation of her name. she could feel her corny levels rising to 30% and her utah was getting right slimey with anticipation of participation.
"Gary, me need thecks now inside please." Damn! Melissa thought. I wish there was a better way to say that!
Gary was only too eager to comply. He wrenched his twinky away from Melissa's grubby paws and thrust inside her utah with a thunderous blow. She was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive.
"Outstanding sutff, Melanie," Gary chortled. "I know I could just go to sleep now, but I would like to continue satisfying you, sans twinky." Gary nudged downward and his twinky was nowhere to be seen.
"What in mind you have eeee?"
"Just sit back and relax, kitty cat."
Melissa did just that, falling back onto the bed and stretching her "perfect 7″ body, eager for Gary's attention. He started workinghis magic immediately and she felt an all-too familiar heat rising from her chicken breast. Gary was crouched over top and browning all over her unbelievably average body.
"Gary, so stinky."
"That's just the brown, baby. Let it just work its magic."
"I ... I can't see anything."
"That's because you're blind now, Mildred"
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Post subject: Re: What did you do last night? 3rd person edition Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 12:27 am |
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made absolutely no sense whatsoever, but i giggled like an idiot.
what's wrong with me.
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Post subject: Re: What did you do last night? 3rd person edition Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 12:55 am |
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Post subject: Re: What did you do last night? 3rd person edition Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:41 pm |
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He went and mucked out the stalls, then he feed the animals and then went to go eat. Before he went to bed he picked out a duck to butcher for the next day
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Post subject: Re: What did you do last night? 3rd person edition Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:43 pm |
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i watched inappropriate videos and had fun with them
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Post subject: Re: What did you do last night? 3rd person edition Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:14 pm |
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littleconqueror wrote: i watched inappropriate videos and had fun with them havent we all? 
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Post subject: Re: What did you do last night? 3rd person edition Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:15 pm |
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Depends on what you mean by inappropriate. Not socially acceptable or illegal?
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Post subject: Re: What did you do last night? 3rd person edition Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:16 pm |
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Where did you find my videos?
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Post subject: Re: What did you do last night? 3rd person edition Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:17 pm |
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i killed a village of forsworn, watched GT.TV, fapped, and slept.
awww yeeaaa
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Post subject: Re: What did you do last night? 3rd person edition Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:22 pm |
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To be quite honest, I wanked and then watched boy meets world all night.
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