We were at my Grandmother's retirement community and my sister and I were playing a few blocks from my Grandma's house near all these older folks. My sister and I were very young, and she especially didn't have a great vocabulary yet, but what she knew she was eager to show off. Unfortunately She got Retired and (Want to be allies? Sometimes I like to pretend I am a princess riding a pony..) mixed up.... and proceeded to embarrass the bejesus out of me by saying quite loudly in front of a crowd of old folks.
"MAN THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF (Want to be allies? Sometimes I like to pretend I am a princess riding a pony..) PEOPLE HERE"
I ran all the way back to my grandma's house and stayed inside the rest of the day