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daerduo
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Post subject: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:56 am |
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I'm bored so let's play a game. I name a method by which to take The Cake (always capitalize), which is located in a room on a table surrounded by YOUR IMAGINATION, and next poster describes how A) The Cake outwits previous poster and proceeds to i)kill previous poster ii)humiliate previous poster iii)humiliate or kill previous poster while further cleaning up previous people whose attempts were just too fail to not make fun of B) Previous poster's attempt fails in accidental suicide C) Previous poster's attempt fails in bodily injury No need to say how you come back to life. Everyone has unlimited life energy because you will need it to outwit The Cake. Also, try to start from te beginning every time, and make your plans vague and open ended, but The Cakes actions specific. So for example...
Me: I sneak up behind the cake and grab at it.
Me(subscript 1): The Cake's acid frosting burns Duo. The Cake then proceeds to take a dump of fruit on his face and leaves to eat kittehs. I use a remote controlled claw to grab the cake.
Me(subscript 2): The Cake's candles burn the claw. It then proceeds to summon the power of That Bit Of Cake Always Left Over and flings it at Duo (subscript 1). That Bit Of Cake Always Left Over eats Duo (subscript 1) and the rest of humanity for never eating That Bit Of Cake Always Left Over. I shoot a portal underneath the cake...blah blah blah, and so on so forth.
Now let's start. I sneak up behind the cake and grab at it.
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OmegaXII
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:02 am |
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Joined: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:24 pm Posts: 2325 Location: no location for you Gender: female
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could you simplify the rules??? im so confused
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daerduo
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:05 am |
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-.- it isn't complicated. Just read the example. Half of introduction was me being high anyways.
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OmegaXII
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:07 am |
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Joined: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:24 pm Posts: 2325 Location: no location for you Gender: female
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things confuse me very easily though so i basically have to kill you to get the cake and i can kill you in anyway i want?
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daerduo
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:11 am |
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*huge facepalm* did you read the thing...? No, I try to get the cake. I say how I try to get The Cake (I sneak up behind the cake and grab it). You first say how The Cake defeats me (see example), then name another method to get the cake (see example). It's simple. So I sneak up behind the cake and grab it.
--waits expectantly
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OmegaXII
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:14 am |
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Joined: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:24 pm Posts: 2325 Location: no location for you Gender: female
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can i say the cake explodes and kills you?? cuz then basically the cake is gone but your defeated
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daerduo
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:16 am |
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Facepalms twice, hard. No, the cake stays intact.
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OmegaXII
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:17 am |
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Joined: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:24 pm Posts: 2325 Location: no location for you Gender: female
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screw this too confusing for my tiny brain
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daerduo
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:19 am |
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-.- perhaps a game of rock paper scissors, omega? Pm me.
Anyone else?
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OmegaXII
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:20 am |
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Joined: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:24 pm Posts: 2325 Location: no location for you Gender: female
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whats rock paper scissors??? lol jk
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