Try to make a character thats better than mine.
my character is a swordsman, but without his sword. for what weapon he uses you might ask? he uses a nuclear missle launcher. too bad its attemps in being used in warfare were crushed because it couldn't shoot the missle far enough to be outside of the nuclear fallout. (so basicly the people shooting it would be exposed the the radiation) THATS WHY; my swordsman has a radiation suit that protects him, and a force field, and he carries an AK-47 in his back pocket.
Beat that!