*walks over to "real" hill*

creator's hill

Damn, forgot you could do that.

*glues loly mask to Tenkai's face and watches as Aister takes Tenkai away.

My hill

Overlord Agon rides on his raptor ready for battle as he swiftly kills fakes defense he wait for fakes reinforcements to arrive

I don't have any more reinforcement...

*Fake pulls out a book, and opens it to reveal blank pages

So I'll have to make more

*Fake takes a blank sheet, quickly folds it into the shape of a tiny paper version of himself, then another, and another, in seconds there are hundreds of tiny paper fakes.

Grow my minions, grow and LIVE!

*The tiny paper fakes start growing, and moving, until there's a life-size army of hundreds of fakes.

Now, GO my army DESTROY! MWAH HA Ha ha haa!

*Fake watches on, as his army marches up the hill, and Agon is thrown from his position at the top.

OUR HILL!


tl;dr:
Kami bushin no jutsu. My hill

except you don't know something i know: lolicons protect lolis.

*returns to the hill with aister as my noble steed, and throws a match at the paper warriors. the resulting smoke suffocated fake who refused to evacuate because he was eating cake*

creator's hill

*Harbinger appear's from the shadows of Tenkai and Aister, then pushes both and they fall to their death's*
Harbinger's Hill

*Harbinger sit's down and starts eating pop corn while waiting for his next challenger*

*walks in the door*

"AHH!", yells the startled harbinger, who ends up throwing his delicous popcorn everywhere. i grab him by his shirt collar and slam him headfirst on the concrete floor behind me, effectively cracking his skull.

creator's hill

(i lived by using aister as a shock absorber fyi, he's gotten tubby)

*Harbinger continues to eat popcorn as he watches a dilusioned Tenkai(From the concussion attained from the fall) head slaming Aister's corpse, and then yelling "Creator's hill" like a maniac*

*Harbinger get's bored and throws a popcorn right into Tenkai's troat, and Tenkai chokes to death*

*Harbinger continues eating his popcorn*

>uses shock absorber, aka didn't hit the ground.
>concussion

only someone with a cracked skull could be so dumb *kicks the moronic half dead harbinger out the door*

creator's hill

*From under the ground, hands burst forth, grabbing, and pulling Tenka and Harbringer down underground, and holding them there.
*From the cloud of ash and smoke, Fake emerges, unscathed by the fire.

You think I'd be foolish enough to leave my entire army in the open?

*Fake pulls out a sheet of paper, and skilfully folds it into a tiny fortified castle, then starts muttering in an arcane tongue.
(translated to English)>Growth, harden, resistance to flame, resistance to rain<

Who's hill?