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TheProphet
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Post subject: Re: I summon the prophet!  Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:15 pm |
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GerberBaby1
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Post subject: Re: I summon the prophet! Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:19 pm |
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u going to prophesise my arival too?
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TheProphet
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Post subject: Re: I summon the prophet! Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:27 pm |
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We weren't even testing for that.
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: I summon the prophet! Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:31 pm |
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epic
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Ponk
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Post subject: Re: I summon the prophet! Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:37 pm |
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Hey there. *Acts like rap star and throws money and chains everywhere* I'm here to recruit y'all biscuit heads. *Starts campaigning like Obama on crack.* Say, young man! Say, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man! You look like you come from a long line of five bucks-havers. Well, the Church of Melfinism has a career for you in the no-armed forces! Say, you good at video games? I'm not good at video games. The last time I fired up one of my old Sega tapes, it made me a waffle. Say, you like pamphlets? Here's a pamphlet! {tears book in half} Here's two pamphlets! Say, you got a girlfriend? Well, what if your girlfriend was a wooden spoon and an orange plastic bowl? That'd be really weird, man. What kind of screwed-up kid are you? We don't recruit your kind! Get out of here! Do you has the five bucks? The strive? The swag? Honor? Valor? Buttor? Do you wrestledabearonce? Do you drink lava? Do you have blurry photographic evidence of the mystical bear holding a shark? DO YOU HAS? DO YOU?  If you answered yes to any/all of these questions, pick up the nearest dog and dial the last for digits of your mother's maiden name. You will then receive a pamphlet about kittens/melfinism and be applied for the possibility of becoming a non-official official canidate for a possible future applicant of the Church of Melfinism!* If you haven't yet decided, here are some inspirational stories from current followers: "There was the one time when I had to huuuuuugggg a tree." "The fish was delish and it made quite a dish." "HIGH BALL" "Back in 'Nam, all we had was corn. Corn, corn and more corn. "Not... pigeons..." Inspired? No? WHY U NO INSPIRED? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? *Runs away strangling a duck.* So, call. Apply today. Be a winner. Join Melfinism. *For 16 easy payments of $5.95. Pamphlet and application not included. Real way to apply is to be bi-winning and have tiger blood.
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: I summon the prophet! Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:40 pm |
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eh o_O
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w1lll
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Post subject: Re: I summon the prophet! Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:47 pm |
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Ponk wrote: Hey there. *Acts like rap star and throws money and chains everywhere* I'm here to recruit y'all biscuit heads. *Starts campaigning like Obama on crack.* Say, young man! Say, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man! You look like you come from a long line of five bucks-havers. Well, the Church of Melfinism has a career for you in the no-armed forces! Say, you good at video games? I'm not good at video games. The last time I fired up one of my old Sega tapes, it made me a waffle. Say, you like pamphlets? Here's a pamphlet! {tears book in half} Here's two pamphlets! Say, you got a girlfriend? Well, what if your girlfriend was a wooden spoon and an orange plastic bowl? That'd be really weird, man. What kind of screwed-up kid are you? We don't recruit your kind! Get out of here! Do you has the five bucks? The strive? The swag? Honor? Valor? Buttor? Do you wrestledabearonce? Do you drink lava? Do you have blurry photographic evidence of the mystical bear holding a shark? DO YOU HAS? DO YOU? If you answered yes to any/all of these questions, pick up the nearest dog and dial the last for digits of your mother's maiden name. You will then receive a pamphlet about kittens/melfinism and be applied for the possibility of becoming a non-official official canidate for a possible future applicant of the Church of Melfinism!* If you haven't yet decided, here are some inspirational stories from current followers: "There was the one time when I had to huuuuuugggg a tree." "The fish was delish and it made quite a dish." "HIGH BALL" "Back in 'Nam, all we had was corn. Corn, corn and more corn. "Not... pigeons..." Inspired? No? WHY U NO INSPIRED? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? *Runs away strangling a duck.* So, call. Apply today. Be a winner. Join Melfinism. *For 16 easy payments of $5.95. Pamphlet and application not included. Real way to apply is to be bi-winning and have tiger blood./thread Actually... /spam
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GerberBaby1
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Post subject: Re: I summon the prophet! Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:01 pm |
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maxattack
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Post subject: Re: I summon the prophet! Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:19 pm |
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See! I told everyone the Prophet would arrive, here's the proof! Beware the wrath! He's using powers to manipulate all of you!
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MmCm6
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Post subject: Re: I summon the prophet! Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:20 pm |
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Spam's turning into a cult... Again.
Better get my bat and tinfoil hat.
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