overruled life! U DIE FROM MY POWERS

use stardust blaster

Starlight...BREAKER!

hold on i need a vid lol
EDIT:stupid ps3 wont let me see the url so epic 360 tomahawk ownage lol

Let me tell you a story.
Back on the days when Men were real men, women were real women and spam was alive I joined spam. One day I found orbit spamming which was not wierd considering we were in spam. He began going about SAGE's awesome pink pony of doom. Many ppl try to steal that pony, but they all ended dead because of radioactivity which had given birth to the pony and his powers. At the end orbit lended the pony to simmen. That pony never saw anything outside simmen's basement again. And thus, SIMMEN PONY OBSSESION WAS BORN!

At a point orbit went on and tried to steal my now dead (RIP) concreate purple donkey. Then the donkey and the pony had a pokemon style fight which the donkey lost. So I got a new forum pet, TEH SUPER SHEEP! I evily planned my master-plan from my master mind. A plan that was pure evil, A plan that could threat to dominate ALL LIFE! I planed to create the most powerful creature ever, combining the powers of the sheep and those of the pony.

I entered sage's secret testing facility and stole something. I knew I couldn't possibly take the pony without them knowing, but it wasn't a problem. I didn't need the pony. All I needed was one of his little, pink, extremely radiocative hairs.

After months of trail and error I finally successed and create a creature so fearful that cities are evacutaed just of the sound of his name. I named my abreboration after the creature whose DNAs I have taken to make him, thier fathers. That creature is known today as the Ultimate Ponneep of pending DOOM! (TM).

- Excerpt from the momories of olde, genesis of the forum pets, Second gen spam


You die after reading the sense-less redoudant story that doesn't takes the plot any where.

u die from typing all that

you die for reading it