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 Post subject: **EGO CONTEST MATCH 1** Simmen VS McMm*
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:45 pm 
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Good Luck to you guys.

You have 5 posts each to try and state as humorously and as ridiculously as you like why your Ego is better than your opponents.

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 Post subject: Re: **EGO CONTEST MATCH 1** Simmen VS McMm*
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:03 pm 
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I'm so great that this whole thing was scheduled to happen on my birthday, the celebration of when the greatest miracle on earth happened; my birth. An event that has caused so large a comotion that I have several topics created just so the spammers could feel that they have some kind of part in them.

And I'm a merciful God, a good God for them. So I let them play with their silly topics in my spam section while laughing at their attempts to reach out to me.

I barely have time for this post. For not only am I a pink pony of doom, spam's king and spam's supreme God, I also have the powers to admin in the worlds, earning me my red colored name that comes from the thousands of cheaters I've defeated with my ban hammer!

You ask me to prove that my Ego is larger then this mere mortal. But to be honest, he is not worthy my remarks.

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 Post subject: Re: **EGO CONTEST MATCH 1** Simmen VS McMm*
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:31 pm 
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Ego Fully Charged: 100% (Ready to Rock...)

Hah! My ego is too great to comprehend, even to your puny little pony eyes. You think you run this place? I'm the puppeteer behind the universe of all the universes, using grossly inferior souls such as yourself to entertain me, like a second-rate reality show. Check behind ya, and see that there's strings attached. The Big Bang's purple, because all known things were created when I farted.

My ego is so vast that it spanned eras, pushing the dinosaurs past existence (meteors? Hah!), caused two world wars for its attention, caused global warming due to the intensity of its sheer awesomeness (even from across the universe!) and had coffee with Chuck Norris and backhanded him with its words, to his eternal gratefulness; all at the same time.

Your name's red, and it's about to get redder, for I will induce so much shame that the infinite universes and everything within them will involuntarily will reach up to their collective faces and facepalm at your failure.

I let you off easy this time, for if I unleash my full epic-ity at you, then all the infinite universes will be vapourized in a flash of brilliant purple awesomeness.

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 Post subject: Re: **EGO CONTEST MATCH 1** Simmen VS McMm*
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:24 pm 
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I guess my purple brilliance is too much for him.

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 Post subject: Re: **EGO CONTEST MATCH 1** Simmen VS McMm*
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:24 pm 
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SIMMEN- ONLY 12 HOURS 23 MINUTES TO REPLY.

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 Post subject: Re: **EGO CONTEST MATCH 1** Simmen VS McMm*
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:30 pm 
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ASUTIN STOP RUINING THE GAME.

SIMMEN AND MCMM ARE ONLY SUPPOSED TO POST (apart from me)

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-Ferr3t :)

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 Post subject: Re: **EGO CONTEST MATCH 1** Simmen VS McMm*
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:37 am 
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Sorry, I'm busy running the world. You know, I have people to deal with those kinds of things, but no matter how well they do them, they just can't do them as well as me; Its hard to be this perfect. To be this magnificent, to be the chosen one. The one and only who can rule this world and get rid of people like you who are a bad parody of a copy of people pretending to be me!

We all know this is gonna end, I'm victorius while you sob of to cry in a corner when you lose your ego like you're losing this. Luckily for you, your ego is tiny, close to non existent when comparing it to mine. Saying you've lived trough the ages when you're a 12 year old girl.

I haven't lived trough the ages, but I've seen the world how it progressed, helping humanity to rise. I've let them have their plagues, let them have their wars. But when I heard that you were being born, I had to come to this world to stop that monstrosity. So I were born, 19 years ago, perfectly matched up with the date of this contest, so that I can beat you as the God I am and put an end to this blasphemy.

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 Post subject: Re: **EGO CONTEST MATCH 1** Simmen VS McMm*
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:23 pm 
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Huh, I was wondering if you really did (wisely) run away in fright, or just suffered an extreme case of awesomeness overload from being exposed to a very tiny fraction of my ego.

Anyways, Your existence, your life purpose can be attributed to me, so therefore your life is completely insignificant compared to my own. You think you let humanity grow and destroy themselves in their vicious cycle, but remember, I'm still your puppeteer little Pinocchio, and I alone hold the strings.

So I make my leave, for my ego, even a tiny fraction of it, can't be in one place for long; it already has warped time itself, allowing me to post past the deadline. So dance, my puppet, dance your merry dance, for my entertainment is your life's purpose.

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 Post subject: Re: **EGO CONTEST MATCH 1** Simmen VS McMm*
PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:28 pm 
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Simmen post in the next 12 hours or MmCm wins.

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