And fake, i can just thrust my katana right through your fist while you try to punch me with your taekwondo.
Accept that I have realy swordsmanship skills, so can easyly parry your attack, and cut your head in half, while shouting 'men' for some strange reason I've never understood.
Or just shoot you from a distance with my....
uh, well i can cook
Maybe you could help set up ambushes and stuff, as some rumors around the forum are that you are a trap.