You are suddenly illuminati if you
- create a triangle. anywhere. if you fail to make it with your hands and your thumbs dont overlap, dont worry, its now a pyramid, that counts too.
- wear red
- have one eye covered
- have anything to do with egyptians of old
- say you sell your soul to the devil.
- in accordance with the above, rock songs.
- display any form of anything close to military, subservience, sexuality or religion
- something something satan something
- upside down cross (nvm that peter wanted to be nailed upside down because he didnt deserve as good as a crucifiction as jesus.)
- die from a drug OD.
- free masons, my friend is a free mason, he is quite frank with the going's on but wont tell me password/handshake code since that is a violation. in his sect of the freemasons. 8 of the 12 members are over the age of 60. 1 of them so old he is extremely frail and doesnt talk or move much. he is the only member under 25 in the group.
- pyramids. the jews didnt build the pyramids. the builders were likely off season farmers paid handsomely by the pharoahs to build it as its workforce, most archeological evidence points to there being pride and title attached to working on the pyramids. as you are serving the pharoah (god) directly. you dont trust slaves with building your monument to the gods and your final resting grounds.
-symbolism - i see pyramids as total dedications to the sun (tallest structure for so many thousands of years, the giver of life, they point upwards and reach for the heavens. ancient egypt was very agricultural, they relied on nile floods and the sun shine to feed themselves. Ra was worshipped often indeed, he is the epitome of the sun and was believed to be the creator of all. you see them as illuminati. makes perfect sense. why i ask? you answer with "ILLUMINATI BRO! stop being close minded!"
-be part of a fraternity. (no really, seth says that the second you call yourself part of a fraternity you are actually now a sub sector of the illuminati)
on spring break go to cancun. FRATernity guys there. illuminati stronghold in cancun? -> investigate further.
-be part of any group not in the public eye (i formed a little group with friends when i was 10. newspapers didnt cover our dealings, government couldnt interfere, clearly, we were illuminati)
and finally. the big one..
using any symbolism at all from wearing red, to wearing a cross -> jesus sacrifice -> sacrifice -> satanic illuminati monsters.
the best thing about symbolism is that it is symbolic and can be interpreted. this allows entire pages of random gestures to be interpreted as evidence leprechauns are our demonic overlords. LOOK. see how all those politicians shake hands? the grabbing of each others hands demonstrates the greed in the gesture and nothing says greed like chasing the rainbow for a pot of gold!i for one, welcome our leprechaun overlords.
DONT BELIEVE ME?
no really. trawl around on the internet.
The internet is always true and you can always trust everything that is written on it. - Abraham Lincoln
Mrducky is right, the internet is 100% factual and you will never stumble upon a tin foil hat nutter's website that specifically aims to hand out information with no source. really, checking source is for losers - George Washington
Illuminati is real, you just read it, it is true - non sourced page full of 'facts'