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joshni
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Post subject: Pick up lines! :D Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:46 am |
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Post your best pick up lines here! lets see who has the best! xD
Girl are you from china? cause im china get yo numba x)
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines! :D Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:14 am |
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Hey girl, where's that beautiful face been hiding all my life?
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joshni
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines! :D Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:35 am |
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Are you from japan? cause i wanna take japanese off ;D
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines! :D Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:10 am |
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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
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joshni
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines! :D Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:12 am |
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Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
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joshni
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines! :D Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:13 am |
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Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
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joshni
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines! :D Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:14 am |
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
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joshni
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines! :D Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:17 am |
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Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines! :D Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:20 am |
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smile if you want to have sex with me. Works like a charm.
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joshni
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines! :D Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:21 am |
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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